Woman pulls a reverse Wilt Chamberlain

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Once you’re dude 50. Can you really get hard for that. Unless you’re 18 or really desperate

I suppose I'd fuck dude #49 in the ass while I waited.

 

[ill]

A real friend would have got ole buddy a hooker 20 years ago

if you are settling for a hooker to take your virginity at 20 then you are just giving up

 

[ill]

I suppose I'd fuck dude #49 in the ass while I waited.

sounds like a good warm up

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

if you are settling for a hooker to take your virginity at 20 then you are just giving up

Might given the poor feller a confidence boost so he’d have better luck landing womern down the road.

Worked for Pigeon in Mike Tyson Mysteries

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

if you are settling for a hooker to take your virginity at 20 then you are just giving up

But being one of a thousand dudes to two-pump some broad at 40 is OK?

 

[huskers1217]

I suppose I'd fuck dude #49 in the ass while I waited.

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[Illustrious Potentate]

A dude that used to be a very good friend of mine growing up didn’t get laid until he was 21. His first piece was a heroin junkie. He fell in love. Dude lost over 10 years to heroin addiction. Had stretches of being clean but would always relapse, just recently he seems to have kicked it for good and turned his life around.

The point is, you wait too long to get laid, you could be going down a dark path. Better to just get the hooker if you’re on the wrong side of 20 and having no luck

 

[RP-29]

Better to just get the hooker if you’re on the wrong side of 20 and having no luck

All women are hookers, it's just that some are upfront and honest about payment.

 

[ill]

But being one of a thousand dudes to two-pump some broad at 40 is OK?

better than nothing...I think giving up at 40 and getting a hooker is acceptable.

maybe not this...but a hooker

 

[temptresstoo]

sounds like a good warm up

At least you'll be able to feel something....

100 guys in and you probably won't even touch the sides....

 

[ill]

A dude that used to be a very good friend of mine growing up didn’t get laid until he was 21. His first piece was a heroin junkie. He fell in love. Dude lost over 10 years to heroin addiction. Had stretches of being clean but would always relapse, just recently he seems to have kicked it for good and turned his life around.

The point is, you wait too long to get laid, you could be going down a dark path. Better to just get the hooker if you’re on the wrong side of 20 and having no luck

this is a terrible example and likely not applicable for 99% of the population

 

[ill]

At least you'll be able to feel something....

100 guys in and you probably won't even touch the sides....

I'd hope they don't start her off with a monster dong...let her build her way up to that.

I mean, ya gotta keep her in mind too, right?

 

[temptresstoo]

A dude that used to be a very good friend of mine growing up didn’t get laid until he was 21. His first piece was a heroin junkie. He fell in love. Dude lost over 10 years to heroin addiction. Had stretches of being clean but would always relapse, just recently he seems to have kicked it for good and turned his life around.

The point is, you wait too long to get laid, you could be going down a dark path. Better to just get the hooker if you’re on the wrong side of 20 and having no luck

I was 23. By choice though.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

A dude that used to be a very good friend of mine growing up didn’t get laid until he was 21. His first piece was a heroin junkie. He fell in love. Dude lost over 10 years to heroin addiction.

Jelly roll will drive you stone mad.

 

[ill]

I was 23. By choice though.

because of heroin?

 

[RP-29]

I was 23. By choice though.

In fairness, the ugliest woman on the planet could walk into a bar and announce she's open for business and she'd go home with a bar full of drunk guys. Therefore, pretty much every woman's first is "by choice" - excluding rape.

If a man walks into a bar and announces he's open for business, he's most likely going home with Jill.

 

[ill]

In fairness, the ugliest woman on the planet could walk into a bar and announce she's open for business and she'd go home with a bar full of drunk guys. Therefore, pretty much every woman's first is "by choice" - excluding rape.

If a man walks into a bar and announces he's open for business, he's most likely going home with Jill.

this says a lot about you.

 

[temptresstoo]

In fairness, the ugliest woman on the planet could walk into a bar and announce she's open for business and she'd go home with a bar full of drunk guys. Therefore, pretty much every woman's first is "by choice" - excluding rape.

If a man walks into a bar and announces he's open for business, he's most likely going home with Jill.

I'm actually married to my first too. I wasn't his first, thankfully.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I'd hope they don't start her off with a monster dong...let her build her way up to that.

I mean, ya gotta keep her in mind too, right?

Maybe they lined them up by size. Would definitely give mixed feelings about going first.

 

[ill]

Maybe they lined them up by size. Would definitely give mixed feelings about going first.

"wait...why am I going first? Is it my micro penis?"