Guess the occupation IRL

[Red_Alert]

@beardown07 is the crooner at the Ramada Inn out by the airport.

Ya, but I don't get paid for that.

 

[moxie]

@moxie is an accountant for Tren de Aragua.

Really should have brushed up on my español before taking that gig. I thought it was a start up that sold flavored waters on trains.

@beardown07 is the brand ambassador for a boutique fecal distribution company.

 

[Selkies ftw]

@Selkies ftw worked at PetSmart for a rough couple of weeks and is currently handing out resumes at the local dispensaries.

Weed is illegal in Alabama. I’ve never even seen the inside of an actual dispensary before.

 

[Inquisitor]

shit, I've been discovered. Time for a new screen name!

Sw

Swift Taylor???

Twift Saylor

Nifty Swifty

 

[Dolemite censored]

I’ve never even seen the inside of an actual dispensary before.

Here you go

 

[Inquisitor]

Always assumed @huskers1217 sold feet pics on dark web

There is no web dark enough for that!

 

[Inquisitor]

@Red_Alert owns a shop that sells every kind of Horns Down gear you can imagine.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

@PackJason - Model for "size: XXSmall" prophylactic sheaths.

 

[jjc2009]

Ya, but I don't get paid for that.

If you do what you love you never work a day in your life.

 

[gobigred]

There is no web dark enough for that!

I probably should have said @huskers1217 unsuccessfully tried to sell feet pics on the dark web. Nobody could afford to foot that big of a bill

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

You mean he spends a lot of time at the Gentlemen's Club?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Blasphemy

I do hope you didn't expect anything else out of me!

 

[Inquisitor]

I probably should have said @huskers1217 unsuccessfully tried to sell feet pics on the dark web. Nobody could afford to foot that big of a bill

They kicked him out.

 

[TheReal_NU]

@Red_Alert owns a shop that sells every kind of Horns Down gear you can imagine.

@Red_Alert

Where is your shop?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Red_Alert]

@Red_Alert

Where is your shop?
Asking for a friend.

I have an outlet in Norman and another in College Station.

 

[beardown07]

Weed is illegal in Alabama. I’ve never even seen the inside of an actual dispensary before.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@Peter Gozintite one of those people who trick 85 year old people out of all their savings by pretending to be their granddaughter using elaborate catfishing techniques.

Sucker!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@RobBase has a failing food truck that serves his gelatin and whey protien powder based food prepped meals, that are made on dildo molds, and just knows he would rich if he could ever make enough gas money to get to Austin Texas.