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Peter Gozintite said:
Fuck Mondays, amirite?!?!
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Pizzeria Donna Stella in Amalfi Italy - eat in the courtyard in May beneath Sorrento lemon trees with blooming jasmine covering the walls. Perfect!
 
And now for another installment of "Cali Being Random:"

@Pee-pee's post made me think of the Boomtown Rats song "I Don't Like Mondays."
While the inspiration for that song is decidedly not funny, the song always makes me chuckle at myself.

You see, for many years, I thought "I Don't Like Mondays" was a Pink Floyd song (having nothing to do with the role the lead singer of the Boomtown Rats, Bob Geldof, played in the movie The Wall - that's just coincidence). The reason I thought it was a Pink Floyd song was when I borrowed my brother's tape of the Pink Floyd album The Piper at the Gates of Dawn, the first song on it was "I Don't Like Mondays." I never found out why that song was at the beginning of his tape.
 
ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
I have no idea.
I didn't open the multiple notifications, because I don't have an apple icloud account.
I just imagine the emails were asking for all kinds of personal information, 'cause it's a scam ...

Dear.
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They typically have a link to a site that takes your personal information.

I've gotten a few more telling me the same thing about the cloud storage I don't have.

But not one worded like that before or since. It's dear to my heart.
 
I’ve been getting bombarded with people calling to follow up on my personal loan request. Stupid texts with shit like, “would now be a good time to call you?”. I so badly want to respond, “now would be a good time for you to fuck the fuck right off” but I think they’re just waiting for any kind of response at all, so I have to just pretend in my head that I sent that :sigh:
 
So I did one of those Cologuard tests today.

I've done them two or three times before but they were in a small packet where I'd take a small swab of my stool, put it in a little packet, and deliver it back to my doctor's office in town.

But over the weekend, I received a larger, giftbox size kit. It came with a cylinder that I had to put a log in, plus a container of liquid designed to keep it fresh. Then there was a probe to scape a sample, plus three instruction booklets.

I just came back from sending it off to Wisconsin via UPS.

Today is the first day that I gave a shit in too long to remember.
 
Inquisitor said:
So I did one of those Cologuard tests today.

I've done them two or three times before but they were in a small packet where I'd take a small swab of my stool, put it in a little packet, and deliver it back to my doctor's office in town.

But over the weekend, I received a larger, giftbox size kit. It came with a cylinder that I had to put a log in, plus a container of liquid designed to keep it fresh. Then there was a probe to scape a sample, plus three instruction booklets.

I just came back from sending it off to Wisconsin via UPS.

Today is the first day that I gave a shit in too long to remember.
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Looks like you got de-turd......
 
Inquisitor said:
They typically have a link to a site that takes your personal information.

I've gotten a few more telling me the same thing about the cloud storage I don't have.

But not one worded like that before or since. It's dear to my heart.
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I never even open stuff like that, lest it does something funky.

If there is any part of me who thinks something like that may be legit, I do the right click "view raw message" thingy. You can see the email (and all the coding), but it doesn't actually open the email.
 
Inquisitor said:
So I did one of those Cologuard tests today.

I've done them two or three times before but they were in a small packet where I'd take a small swab of my stool, put it in a little packet, and deliver it back to my doctor's office in town.

But over the weekend, I received a larger, giftbox size kit. It came with a cylinder that I had to put a log in, plus a container of liquid designed to keep it fresh. Then there was a probe to scape a sample, plus three instruction booklets.

I just came back from sending it off to Wisconsin via UPS.

Today is the first day that I gave a shit in too long to remember.
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That is a lot of work. I don’t think it’s for me. What’s the alternative? Doodle at the doctor’s office?
 
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