Do you have a go-to gas station?

Gimme a sec to pivot that direction- I gotta go slap that punk ass hoe milkshake.

“Rat infestations are no biggie” pffft. Motherfucker.
:tsk:
we have been watching The Pitt on Max and there are some rat issues in the hospital...the wife hates it.
 
we have been watching The Pitt on Max and there are some rat issues in the hospital...the wife hates it.
It makes me apoplectic.
 
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May seem that way but was bringing clarity. That's all.

Boys and girls.... save big money by using costco gas and on top of that, get 5% back when you use your citi card. Ain't got one, go to your local costco this weekend and get one. Won't cost you one red nickel. Just remember you will easily get $500 crammed in your basket and save even more money. Can't fucking loose.

And those packs of precooked bacon are worth the trip alone.
 
did you just call me a they/them? Of all the filthy, lowdown dirty shit I’ve been called here, that takes the motherfucking shit cake. You are going to die for this. And not a cute little stabby thing either, you rotten anus goblin. I’m talking acid soaked eyeballs and your mangled testicles getting crammed in your earholes. You lily livered ultracrepidarian with a weak constitution!!

Someone slap him in the mouth immediately!!!
Ha!!!!

anus goblin

I am going to use that in my birthday card to my MIL. Thanks for the tip!
 
Mostly Murphys, but which ever place is the cheapest. When traveling, it's almost always Loves. They generally have the cheapest gas prices, and I don't want to get too far off the interstate. If not them, then Piolet. I don't buy anything else from these two places, except for coffee. They both have the machine that grinds the beans on the spot.
 
I grew up in the northeast and miss Sheetz every single day. What I wouldn't give for a turkey sub right about now.

These days I'm in Bucky's country and those are fun, cleanest bathroom on earth too. But I still want a Sheetz sub.
 
You are soooo milquetoast
Preachin’ to the choir, sis. I try to tell everyone that I’m just a simple girl with simple needs and they all want to make me out as some lunatic monster with unrealistic demands. Pish posh and all that! You know how the saying goes- happy moxie, or go get fukt sideways with a 30 grit dildo.
:yo:
 
Why is this thread 6 pages long??
 
There’s one not far away that makes great Cuban sandwiches and chicharrones. Worth going out of the way for fuel.
 
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