Way too much caffeine issue

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I inadvertently just consumed about 8 shots of espresso. This was a major mistake. Why in the actual F would a coffee place make such a high powered caffeinated drink? Also, there should be warning labels on something like this. Like a, 'Hey, just FYI, this order has 8 shots of espresso."

I feel like I could do about 12 things right now yet at the same time feel like I could and should just lay on the ground and let this terrible experience pass.
 
Good Bye GIF
 
OregonDucks said:
I inadvertently just consumed about 8 shots of espresso. This was a major mistake. Why in the actual F would a coffee place make such a high powered caffeinated drink? Also, there should be warning labels on something like this. Like a, 'Hey, just FYI, this order has 8 shots of espresso."

I feel like I could do about 12 things right now yet at the same time feel like I could and should just lay on the ground and let this terrible experience pass.
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Brother people have been eating laundry soap on TikTok for years. They probably thought you were doing some sort of fun “challenge” on the Chinese spy app
 
OregonDucks said:
I inadvertently just consumed about 8 shots of espresso. This was a major mistake. Why in the actual F would a coffee place make such a high powered caffeinated drink? Also, there should be warning labels on something like this. Like a, 'Hey, just FYI, this order has 8 shots of espresso."

I feel like I could do about 12 things right now yet at the same time feel like I could and should just lay on the ground and let this terrible experience pass.
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Sue the fuckers for lack of warning. Validate it by reporting to the emergency room now, with an elevated heart rate and complain of chest pain. Then, find a good lawyer.
 
OregonDucks said:
I inadvertently just consumed about 8 shots of espresso. This was a major mistake. Why in the actual F would a coffee place make such a high powered caffeinated drink? Also, there should be warning labels on something like this. Like a, 'Hey, just FYI, this order has 8 shots of espresso."

I feel like I could do about 12 things right now yet at the same time feel like I could and should just lay on the ground and let this terrible experience pass.
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Sissy. I drink 8 oz (8 shots of espresso) almost every morning.

Then I consume pretty much no caffeine the rest of the day.
 
OregonDucks said:
I inadvertently just consumed about 8 shots of espresso. This was a major mistake. Why in the actual F would a coffee place make such a high powered caffeinated drink? Also, there should be warning labels on something like this. Like a, 'Hey, just FYI, this order has 8 shots of espresso."

I feel like I could do about 12 things right now yet at the same time feel like I could and should just lay on the ground and let this terrible experience pass.
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Try one of these instead... :nod:

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This sucks. I just got done with randomly just sweating while sitting and doing nothing. I’m tired but at the same time I feel like I could stay up until 4am. This is awful
 
I have take a melatonin to try and counter the effects and get me tired. Disastrous move and decision. There’s an internal war going on inside me and I’m sitting here wide awake not knowing what to do
 
Fellas I’m in a situation I wish upon none of you. Not even a fusky
 
OregonDucks said:
I have take a melatonin to try and counter the effects and get me tired. Disastrous move and decision. There’s an internal war going on inside me and I’m sitting here wide awake not knowing what to do
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The fuck? You can't mix stuff like that. If you've got an elevated heart rate, sweating, and shaking, you should actually go to the ER.

If you don't think its that serious, the only thing you can do is dilute. Drink plenty of water and I've also heard eating bananas (or foods rich in potassium) help as well.
 
For the next time this happens. This stuff will put you to sleep.

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