Way too much caffeine issue

I inadvertently just consumed about 8 shots of espresso. This was a major mistake. Why in the actual F would a coffee place make such a high powered caffeinated drink? Also, there should be warning labels on something like this. Like a, 'Hey, just FYI, this order has 8 shots of espresso."

I feel like I could do about 12 things right now yet at the same time feel like I could and should just lay on the ground and let this terrible experience pass.
I just figured you've been abusing caffeine your whole life.
 
I have take a melatonin to try and counter the effects and get me tired. Disastrous move and decision. There’s an internal war going on inside me and I’m sitting here wide awake not knowing what to do
Milquetoast speedballs anyone?

Maybe next time don’t keester it?
 
Sissy. I drink 8 oz (8 shots of espresso) almost every morning.

Then I consume pretty much no caffeine the rest of the day.
True story my oldest daughter posted something on social media with her holding a Starbucks Cup and my wife and some of her teacher friends were looking at it and of course one of them zoomed in to see what was on her cup (no man would give a shit but women have to know everything) and she got some drink that had two expresso shots and she had added 2 more and this was pointed out to me wife (because women have to tell everything they know) and of course my wife flipped.

She was bitching my daughter out for two days about not needing that much caffeine. I just sat there, eating popcorn.
 
I inadvertently just consumed about 8 shots of espresso. This was a major mistake. Why in the actual F would a coffee place make such a high powered caffeinated drink? Also, there should be warning labels on something like this. Like a, 'Hey, just FYI, this order has 8 shots of espresso."

I feel like I could do about 12 things right now yet at the same time feel like I could and should just lay on the ground and let this terrible experience pass.
How do you inadvertently do this?
 
I see this was yesterday. But for future reference, just drink a bunch of alcohol to counteract the caffeine.

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I felt the effects of this all day today. My urine still smelled strongly of coffee and I had zero caffeine today. Not to mention the day long intestinal issues. Holy crap this was just brutal like wtf.
 
Why do you drink a bunch of caffeine pre-workout?
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No. Actually a serious question. What's the reason?
more energy to put into the lift...wake up your body and muscles to get it ready for some heavy work.

kind of like when baseball players used to to take greenies before/during a game
 
No. Actually a serious question. What's the reason?
Much needed motivator boost to get you to do exercise and weight lift. Pre-workout is my morning coffee. I can usually take it at 5AM and be good all day with some days having a Celsius around 4pm to get me through the evening, but I really could make it an entire day on one scoop of pre-workout.
 
No. Actually a serious question. What's the reason?

Same reason as people use caffeine for anything else. Gym people are no different than anyone else who need a boost and there is no shortage of supplements on the market that support this called “Pre-workouts”.

Here is a popular example:

 
more energy to put into the lift...wake up your body and muscles to get it ready for some heavy work.

kind of like when baseball players used to to take greenies before/during a game
Same reason as people use caffeine for anything else. Gym people are no different than anyone else who need a boost and there is no shortage of supplements on the market that support this called “Pre-workouts”.

Here is a popular example:

Much needed motivator boost to get you to do exercise and weight lift. Pre-workout is my morning coffee. I can usually take it at 5AM and be good all day with some days having a Celsius around 4pm to get me through the evening, but I really could make it an entire day on one scoop of pre-workout.
Must be a "bro" thing.
 
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