tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

trojanfan12 · Apr 3, 2025

Dolemite censored said:
My portfolio is getting reamed like a $10 whore right now.

trojanfan12 · Apr 3, 2025

Dolemite censored said:
Those anal idiots are finding out that the opening does not retract to its original shape, but continues to widen. Saw a pic one time where some woman had an opening about 2 inches in diameter that would not close.

Seems like she'd have to tape a trash bag to her ass.

CorpRebel · Apr 3, 2025

trojanfan12 said:
Seems like she'd have to tape a trash bag to her ass.

Let'er RIIIIP!!!! :heh:

Dolemite censored · Apr 4, 2025

trojanfan12 said:
Seems like she'd have to tape a trash bag to her ass.

Most likely they'd surgically close her ass and give her an ostomy bag.

Dolemite censored · Apr 4, 2025

Hey @moxie: What needs to be done by the deadline so you get paid next week?

moxie · Apr 4, 2025

Dolemite censored said:
Hey @moxie: What needs to be done by the deadline so you get paid next week?

Aw, fuck! That's today?!

gobigred · Apr 4, 2025

Dolemite censored said:
Hey @moxie: What needs to be done by the deadline so you get paid next week?

You just can’t help it trying to help the helpless.

moxie · Apr 4, 2025

gobigred said:
You just can’t help it trying to help the helpless.

Shut up, pee face! Have I missed a single paycheck this year? NO! I'm getting it done by the deadline! i just need a little reminder now and again.

Dolemite censored · Apr 4, 2025

moxie said:
Aw, fuck! That's today?!

Unbelievable.

Dolemite censored · Apr 4, 2025

moxie said:
Have I missed a single paycheck this year? NO!

You're welcome.

moxie · Apr 4, 2025

Dolemite censored said:
You're welcome.

thanks for the reminder!!

@steelerssb Grassyass for keeping me fed! :yo:

Dolemite censored · Apr 4, 2025

moxie said:
Grassyass for keeping me fed!

Just don't put on too much weight.

Dolemite censored · Apr 4, 2025

LOL @ Fyre Festival 2 and anyone who bought tickets for it.

Fyre Fest 2 looking like 'new disaster' after host country denies knowledge of event: expert

Fyre Festival 2 is looking like a “new disaster” after a second Mexico government on Wednesday denied knowledge of the second attempt at the music event that previously failed.

nypost.com

Hu War Yu · Apr 4, 2025

No more granny smith apples!

williewilliejuan · Apr 4, 2025

Dolemite censored said:
LOL @ Fyre Festival 2 and anyone who bought tickets for it.

Fyre Fest 2 looking like 'new disaster' after host country denies knowledge of event: expert

Fyre Festival 2 is looking like a “new disaster” after a second Mexico government on Wednesday denied knowledge of the second attempt at the music event that previously failed.

nypost.com

Anyone who bought tickets to a second incarnation deserves to lose their money

Hu War Yu · Apr 4, 2025

williewilliejuan said:
Anyone who bought tickets to a second incarnation deserves to lose their money

"It'll be different this time...they learned from their mistakes!"

moxie · Apr 4, 2025

Hu War Yu said:
No more granny smith apples!

Says who?!! That's the only acceptable variety for caramel apples. Fight me.

Hu War Yu · Apr 4, 2025

moxie said:
Says who?!! That's the only acceptable variety for caramel apples. Fight me.

Do you see any caramel?? :noidea:

moxie · Apr 4, 2025

Hu War Yu said:
Do you see any caramel??

Serve up some granny smiffs & I’ll conjure up some caramel

moxie · Apr 4, 2025

Ruh-roh, scooby. Poor delivery guy hauled that blackstone all the way upstairs and now it's just going to sit there until I can get someone to take it my storage for me. Thing's friggin' huge and heavy :laugh: