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Dolemite censored said:
Those anal idiots are finding out that the opening does not retract to its original shape, but continues to widen. Saw a pic one time where some woman had an opening about 2 inches in diameter that would not close.
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Disgusted Paris Hilton GIF


That is literally a gaping butthole. Barf. Did her turds just fall out, “hot dog down a hallway” style?
 
moxie said:
And those jumbo fuggin carts are so unwieldy already! Having them haphazardly parked all over the damn place is so annoying! I feel so bad for anyone on cart duty.
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Target and WinCo have those motorized cart pushers that allow the cart dude (its always a guy, btw) to tow up to 20 carts - he just guides them along.
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
At the Costco rn and there’s like 15 carts just sprawled all over the side of the building. Costco residents should be better than this.
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moxie said:
And those jumbo fuggin carts are so unwieldy already! Having them haphazardly parked all over the damn place is so annoying! I feel so bad for anyone on cart duty.
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And here I thought all you people here went to Costco JUST for the cheap hot dogs... :heh:
 
Dolemite censored said:
Target and WinCo have those motorized cart pushers that allow the cart dude (its always a guy, btw) to tow up to 20 carts - he just guides them along.
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Yeah, but you still have to wrangle them from 4 acres of parking lot.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Peanut butter and chocolate go together.

Peanut butter and jelly go together.

But I'm not sure chocolate and jelly go together
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I was a little skeptical too but it works surprisingly well. The cups are packed with peanut butter, seems like moreso than a regular cup, so the flavor profile of the bite is more like you're just eating peanut butter and jelly. The thin layer of chocolate makes it more subtle so its not really clashing with the sweetness of the jelly much
 
Dolemite censored said:
The hospital intake notes for that must have been hilarious.
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I’m trying to understand the mindset of dude number 50. First, he knows he’s going where 49 other dudes have already been that day. Then, based on what she had to get done you gotta figure that thing looked like some old hand puppet that’s been used for years and is now turned inside out and is grimy from repeated use.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’m trying to understand the mindset of dude number 50. First, he knows he’s going where 49 other dudes have already been that day. Then, based on what she had to get done you gotta figure that thing looked like some old hand puppet that’s been used for years and is now turned inside out and is grimy from repeated use.
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Not only #50, but let's start with dude #25 ignoring the blood, stool and mounds of jizz all over the place.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Not only #50, but let's start with dude #25 ignoring the blood, stool and mounds of jizz all over the place.
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To be honest, I’m not even down for being #2. I don’t mind not being the first guy to have had sex with a gal, but I don’t want the most recent guy to be naked in the room with me.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’m trying to understand the mindset of dude number 50. First, he knows he’s going where 49 other dudes have already been that day. Then, based on what she had to get done you gotta figure that thing looked like some old hand puppet that’s been used for years and is now turned inside out and is grimy from repeated use.
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I saw that movie too. Brb
 
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