Poll 100 men vs. 1 gorilla

Who wins:

  • 100 men

  • 1 gorilla

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I’d take 100 men over a bull elephant.

Hell, I’d take a single bull cow over a gorilla, and single men have been whipping their asses for centuries
 
RP-29 said:
Not exactly. "Many can have combat training."

And go to any public gym on the planet and you're in the presence of "in shape" fairies.

Edit: And "combat training" is rather ambiguous - anyone who has ever played Call of Duty could honestly say they had "combat training".
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If someone tries to say they have combat training bc he played a first person shooter game they deserve to be smacked upside the head
 
huskers1217 said:
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These dudes out here thinking that this is going to be 100 one on one fights. Gorilla will kill a bunch, but it's fucking dead too.

There's an old joke about getting kicked out of a bar where the comedian figures out how many of the bouncers he could beat in a fight and how many they were going to use.

Anyone pretending that the gorilla isn't going to die is stupid, trolling, or both.
 
Guy Incognito said:
These dudes out here thinking that this is going to be 100 one on one fights. Gorilla will kill a bunch, but it's fucking dead too.

There's an old joke about getting kicked out of a bar where the comedian figures out how many of the bouncers he could beat in a fight and how many they were going to use.

Anyone pretending that the gorilla isn't going to die is stupid, trolling, or both.
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Buddy, you better give Ron White his credit, or I’m going upside that head
 
Guy Incognito said:
These dudes out here thinking that this is going to be 100 one on one fights. Gorilla will kill a bunch, but it's fucking dead too.

There's an old joke about getting kicked out of a bar where the comedian figures out how many of the bouncers he could beat in a fight and how many they were going to use.

Anyone pretending that the gorilla isn't going to die is stupid, trolling, or both.
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I only voted gorilla bc I don't think you get 100 men to attack correctly once fear sets in. Who's going to be the ones to go first? Maybe shoot like the first 25 guys up with some bath salts or PCP as @Illustrious Potentate suggested, or hold their families at gunpoint outside the area if they don't win?
 
fishinabarrel said:
I only voted gorilla bc I don't think you get 100 men to attack correctly once fear sets in. Who's going to be the ones to go first? Maybe shoot like the first 25 guys up with some bath salts or PCP as @Illustrious Potentate suggested, or hold their families at gunpoint outside the area if they don't win?
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We could also always use North Koreans. They don’t know how to refuse orders
 
fishinabarrel said:
I only voted gorilla bc I don't think you get 100 men to attack correctly once fear sets in. Who's going to be the ones to go first? Maybe shoot like the first 25 guys up with some bath salts or PCP as @Illustrious Potentate suggested, or hold their families at gunpoint outside the area if they don't win?
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Gorilla isn't going to kill 100 dudes without getting tired. Even if the gorilla kills the 10 baddest dudes first, the other guys will eventually win just by weight of numbers.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Gorilla isn't going to kill 100 dudes without getting tired. Even if the gorilla kills the 10 baddest dudes first, the other guys will eventually win just by weight of numbers.
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fuck, if the first guy is ashylarry, the gorilla never stood a chance in the first place. the other 99 guys can just get drunk.
 
fishinabarrel said:
I only voted gorilla bc I don't think you get 100 men to attack correctly once fear sets in. Who's going to be the ones to go first? Maybe shoot like the first 25 guys up with some bath salts or PCP as @Illustrious Potentate suggested, or hold their families at gunpoint outside the area if they don't win?
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And also, have a few sacrificial lambs to start and then the next wave attack from behind and pin it to the ground and it’s over. Or just send all 100 out at once and overwhelm it completely. The gorilla ain’t gonna be able to handle near as many as you’re thinking
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
And also, have a few sacrificial lambs to start and then the next wave attack from behind and pin it to the ground and it’s over. Or just send all 100 out at once and overwhelm it completely. The gorilla ain’t gonna be able to handle near as many as you’re thinking
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That's why I said get like 25 high as kite. The other 75 can still think and get those first 25 to charge it and not care if they see the dude next to them have his face or arm ripped off
 
Guy Incognito said:
These dudes out here thinking that this is going to be 100 one on one fights. Gorilla will kill a bunch, but it's fucking dead too.

There's an old joke about getting kicked out of a bar where the comedian figures out how many of the bouncers he could beat in a fight and how many they were going to use.

Anyone pretending that the gorilla isn't going to die is stupid, trolling, or both.
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I still don’t think a 100 punches will flinch the gorilla
 
huskers1217 said:
I still don’t think a 100 punches will flinch the gorilla
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When did one punch per person become a rule? And it wouldn’t require punches, just overwhelming it and pinning it to the ground. You do realize actual gorillas aren’t the size of King Kong, right?
 
fishinabarrel said:
That's why I said get like 25 high as kite. The other 75 can still think and get those first 25 to charge it and not care if they see the dude next to them have his face or arm ripped off
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Those first 25 are gonna be more than enough too
 
Yeah. After the first 10 are quite literally torn apart the other 90 will lose heart.

A silverback gorilla has the strength of about 10 men at least, a bite that would crush bones and apparently their skin is so thick and tough a man couldn’t bite through it. And their bones are far more dense than ours so good luck trying to break them.

Maybe 100 men could tire it out then go for its eyes but they would have to be committed to sacrificing about 1/2 of them.
 
I think the only situation where the people win is if they can’t escape. 100 men against 1 gorilla in a field? 90 run away after the first 10 get killed. 100 men versus one gorilla locked in an arena from which they can’t escape? I’ll take the numbers in that scenario.
 
jjc2009 said:
Yeah. After the first 10 are quite literally torn apart the other 90 will lose heart.

A silverback gorilla has the strength of about 10 men at least, a bite that would crush bones and apparently their skin is so thick and tough a man couldn’t bite through it. And their bones are far more dense than ours so good luck trying to break them.

Maybe 100 men could tire it out then go for its eyes but they would have to be committed to sacrificing about 1/2 of them.
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Have this be an arena where it is a fight to the death. The gorilla isn't killing anywhere near 50.
 
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