Poll 100 men vs. 1 gorilla

Who wins:

  • 100 men

  • 1 gorilla

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Would the Gorilla even know it’s supposed to fight?

They aren’t aggressive creatures unless defending their people or their territory. And this scenario provides neither reason
Inquisitor said:
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Only a matter of time. Right @broncosmitty?
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I bet if a dude walked up and punched a gorilla, the ape would take a hint.

You can't even make eye contact with those things unless you wanna get quartered.
 
broncosmitty said:
Would the Gorilla even know it’s supposed to fight?

They aren’t aggressive creatures unless defending their people or their territory. And this scenario provides neither reason

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Did you write the material for Man vs. Beast back in the day? This reads like the guy racing the giraffe.
 
broncosmitty said:
Would the Gorilla even know it’s supposed to fight?

They aren’t aggressive creatures unless defending their people or their territory. And this scenario provides neither reason
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Say the gorilla had a glue sniffing addiction.

And you took away its Gorilla Glue....

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Remember that bitch Harambe…99 more to go.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Zimmer was basically white knighting Alex Rodriguez, and that makes him a bitch along with every other Yankee teammate of Arod’s at the time. Got my money on Pedro
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i don't know what's funnier:

1.) Don Zimmer rolling around like roly poly after he hit the ground

or

2.) This quote from Pedro: "Karim García, who's Karim García? I have no respect for that guy. I don't have anything to prove to that guy. He needs to be forcing himself to come up to where I am, to my level. When you talk about Jeter, Bernie Williams, Paul O'Neill, guys like that that you really tip your hat, that you can understand. But guys like Karim García, what? So what? Who are you? Who are you Karim García to try to test Pedro Martínez, a proven player for ten years? That's what I don't understand. Why would I hit Karim García?"
 
The gorilla's only real weakness in this scenario is balance. They are top heavy creatures. If you could take out the legs first, you might have a chance.

But there would have to be some serious life or death incentives for the humans.
 
beardown07 said:
The gorilla's only real weakness in this scenario is balance. They are top heavy creatures. If you could take out the legs first, you might have a chance.

But there would have to be some serious life or death incentives for the humans.
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Balance? Weakness? The 400lbs thing that flops from tree to tree upside down and sideways doing flips and shit all over the place.
 
ELTEXAN said:
Balance? Weakness? The 400lbs thing that flops from tree to tree upside down and sideways doing flips and shit all over the place.
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Yet it can't throw a baseball any harder than a child, because they have short ass legs and are top heavy.

So yes...balance.


Also, maybe key in on the words "might" and "chance", before you come rushing in all sex-crazed and retard strong.
 
I'm unfamiliar with Mr. Beast, but this seems like a shitty thing to put to the test just for content (I assume that was the impetus for the conversation, he'll offer people (and their surviving benefits) x amount of money to participate)?
 


I like everyones idea that they will just dog pile the gorilla who could basically benchpress a car LOL
& how did you get it to the ground in the 1st place.
What you gonna do? Shoot for the legs? That would be like taking down a tree trunk.
 
Schmoopy1000 said:


I like everyones idea that they will just dog pile the gorilla who could basically benchpress a car LOL
& how did you get it to the ground in the 1st place.
What you gonna do? Shoot for the legs? That would be like taking down a tree trunk.
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For the tenth time, you charge in formation.
 
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