tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Gonna need to install seatbelts at PNC! Wtf?!

 
Gonna need to install seatbelts at PNC! Wtf?!


Surprised this kind of stuff doesn’t happen more often at sporting events tbh

Drunk people + heights - pretty much any real worthwhile barriers = not smart
 
He needs to sell out from under the mortgage, and use any equity and his cash to buy another house and/or invest.
Yeah, not sure how late in life he bought his house, but he had to have seen this coming years ago in any case. Wait a minute, it's a clickbait article, dude's not even real!

I'll probably work til 70 to maximize my SS payouts (or because they will have raised the age by then). If the cancer don't get me first, I figure on about 10 decent years being retired. I honestly don't wanna live much past 80.
 
I wore kitten-heeled shoes today. what a dumb fucking invention! I am walking like a fucktard. None of the benefits of flats and all of the drawbacks of heels.

I have never understood "kitten heels."
I've never liked how they look.
If I'm going to wear heels, they're gonna be heels, and if not, not - screw some in between shoes.
 
I love when interviewees use phrases like, "honestly? I'm going to be honest with you..."

Sure sign they're full of it
 
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