tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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got a fucking biscuit colored light switch with a white wall plate


you yankees fucking disgust me


Ahhhh, motherfucker. Now it's bothering me, too.... I would've changed that shit out right away, and also updated the outlets to also have at least 1 USB per room, depending on.
 
got a fucking biscuit colored light switch with a white wall plate


you yankees fucking disgust me
Its abasement from the 80s...I haven't don e shit down here since I moved in. Oh and another thing....idgaf if the biscuit dont match the wall plate
 
Its abasement from the 80s...I haven't don e shit down here since I moved in. Oh and another thing....idgaf if the biscuit dont match the wall plate


I can tell - it's a good, quality carpet. Not cheap. I know exactly how the conversation goes....


Momma Jet: "We should replace/update the carpet."

Tabasco: "It's not even wearing, yet!"


Momma: "But it's 50 years old!"

Tabasco: "So are you!"
 
"This is an apology call from your local utility provider. You were overcharged, blah, blah, blah, and will receive a 30% rebate on your next bill. Press 1 to receive your rebate."

Were I in a different frame of mind, I would have pressed 1.
Maybe they'll call back when I'm in a different frame of mind, I'll press 1, then have lots of fun fucking with them.
 
"This is an apology call from your local utility provider. You were overcharged, blah, blah, blah, and will receive a 30% rebate on your next bill. Press 1 to receive your rebate."

Were I in a different frame of mind, I would have pressed 1.
Maybe they'll call back when I'm in a different frame of mind, I'll press 1, then have lots of fun fucking with them.
That's a slightly new take on an old song and dance. Wonder which country that originated from.
 
burn the witch halloween GIF


Oh crap, now I'VE done it
indian american GIF
 
That's a slightly new take on an old song and dance. Wonder which country that originated from.
I have to hand it to them, to target this area right now is pretty smart.
Several areas just dealt with the "we're shutting off power so the high winds don't make our shitty equipment start fires," so I can see how some would find it at least somewhat plausible.
 
I have to hand it to them, to target this area right now is pretty smart.
Several areas just dealt with the "we're shutting off power so the high winds don't make our shitty equipment start fires," so I can see how some would find it at least somewhat plausible.
It's mildly impressive how targeted some of them can be. Damn POS's.
 
Ahhhh, motherfucker. Now it's bothering me, too.... I would've changed that shit out right away, and also updated the outlets to also have at least 1 USB per room, depending on.

Lol I've considered doing the usb outlets in my house but they are usually the low amperage ones that don't fast charge. I think fast charging technology is going to escalate pretty quickly here in the next 5 years or so.
 
Lol I've considered doing the usb outlets in my house but they are usually the low amperage ones that don't fast charge. I think fast charging technology is going to escalate pretty quickly here in the next 5 years or so.
I did them. Charge overnight. Batteries last long enough nowadays
 
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