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beardown07 said:
FiL's blood son lives 2.4 miles away, but my dumbass who lives almost 20 miles away has been doing it for 2 years.
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Two observations: 1. elder abuse and, 2. you're a pushover dormat.
 
beardown07 said:
I've been mowing my inlaws' for the last two seasons. I use his shit, so I don't gotta load shit up, but he's got a faggy electric push mower, and goddamn does it fucking suck. I tried to drag it to another lot today that was wildly overgrown with new sod....been raining here for a week and cold. It's prolly been two since it's been mowed. My first time mowing there. Fucking POS shit batteries don't last fer shit. Had to mow the new one twice it was so fuckin lush. Never even got to the backyard cuz my dumbass thought that 3 batteries would suffice. I was told two batteries would be plenty...grabbed the third to be safe. Shoulda brought the faggot charger I guess? Goddamn annoying af.

So ya. Some retard teenager is gonna do that one and the inlaws' from now on.

FiL's blood son lives 2.4 miles away, but my dumbass who lives almost 20 miles away has been doing it for 2 years.
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My dad has an electric mower now and had to use it once when they were gone. Didn’t really like it.

Lol at your dumbass doing it instead his son doing it.
 
Who is the elder, me? Lol. Fuck you, you werthers eating fuck. Yer prolly old enough to be my pappy, 'cept I don't look Laotian.
 
gobigred said:
My dad has an electric mower now and had to use it once when they were gone. Didn’t really like it.

Lol at your dumbass doing it instead his son doing it.
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I "don't mind" the electric shit for the weedeater and blower, but the mower can eat a dick. Fine, I suppose on a small lot but goddamn, it just doesn't even feel right.
 
beardown07 said:
I "don't mind" the electric shit for the weedeater and blower, but the mower can eat a dick. Fine, I suppose on a small lot but goddamn, it just doesn't even feel right.
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I’ve got one and it’s fine. Then again, my lot is only 1/3 of an acre and I only mow it when the regular gardeners don’t show up.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’ve got one and it’s fine. Then again, my lot is only 1/3 of an acre and I only mow it when the regular gardeners don’t show up.
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I get it for a lot like that. I dunno tho, still feels faggy af. Almost as gay as using a snowblower.
 
My electric mower was cool the first summer, that’s it. It’s been falling apart due to shitty progressive earthy lib construction and materials and the battery lasts for half the yard now. So I need to mow the front yard, take a fucking two hour break for it to charge, then mow the back.






…no fuck getting a second battery, I’m standing on principal
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
My electric mower was cool the first summer, that’s it. It’s been falling apart due to shitty progressive earthy lib construction and materials and the battery lasts for half the yard now. So I need to mow the front yard, take a fucking two hour break for it to charge, then mow the back.
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Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
…no fuck getting a second battery, I’m standing on principal
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I bet you'd get a second (or third) battery if it was a 'Yeti' electric mower... :heh:
 
Finally got my tax refund. Going on the hunt tonight!

Wait! That's too much effort. Hitting the Magic Fingers Massage instead.....
 
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