tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Mofo]

She’s 80 you sick fuck

“Experienced”. Anyway, I’m guessing her mom’s nearly as batshit crazy as the daughter.

 

[Camfantasy]

Do you have a relatively common name?

semi-common maybe

 

[Dolemite censored]

semi-common maybe

It could be they did not find you but someone with the same or similar name.

 

[Camfantasy]

It could be they did not find you but someone with the same or similar name.

Nah they had my mom's name on that bitch as a relative. I think they were using the criminal history shit as bait to buy a report.

 

[Camfantasy]

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are national heros.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Nah they had my mom's name on that bitch as a relative. I think they were using the criminal history shit as bait to buy a report.

I'll look into this and not get back to you.

 

[Camfantasy]

I'll look into this and not get back to you.

Why do black people have those weird looking belly buttons

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Wtf?!

 

[moxie]

Why do black people have those weird looking belly buttons

When it's not an innie and not quite an outie? Kinda looks like it was stuffed with any extra meat that was hanging around and it's gonna pop out any minute.

 

[Camfantasy]

When it's not an innie and not quite an outie? Kinda looks like it was stuffed with any extra meat that was hanging around and it's gonna pop out any minute.

Looks like some shit prolapsed up in dat bech.

 

[steelerssb]

When it's not an innie and not quite an outie? Kinda looks like it was stuffed with any extra meat that was hanging around and it's gonna pop out any minute.

 

[Camfantasy]

Shit look like it got a button mushroom growing in it.

 

[moxie]

Shit look like it got a button mushroom growing in it.

Eek. I just googled weird belly buttons and saw Kelly Ripa's. It looks like a micro peen.

 

[Camfantasy]

Eek. I just googled weird belly buttons and saw Kelly Ripa's. It looks like a micro peen.

 

[Camfantasy]

Can you imagine rubbing up on that thing in the dark when you are about bump p words for the first time? I'd yeet that bitch half way across the bed room.

 

[moxie]

Can you imagine rubbing up on that thing in the dark when you are about bump p words for the first time? I'd throw that bitch half way across the bed room.

I wonder if it's all squishy or cartilagey. So weird. Uncle Jesse has a really fucked up one. Looks broken... like he really tried to button it up or something.

 

[steelerssb]

 

[Handicappers]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Just added another niece to the fam.

Man, at the risk of being looked at like a wimp, babies turn me to butter. I have a 1 yr/o neice, and I am at her mercy, and she knows it.

I have a surrogate son, and is really like a son to me, and he and his wife have a beautiful little girl too. Think she is 7 or 8 months now. Sharp and happy as they make. Nothing better.

We kinda refer to what we have as a tribe. Its more fitting, than just family.

 

[Camfantasy]

I wonder if it's all squishy or cartilagey. So weird. Uncle Jesse has a really fucked up one. Looks broken... like he really tried to button it up or something.

uncle jessie looks like he's got one of the olsen twins hiding in that bitch