Ok, ok, $60 a week because I think you are special, and I'm taking a chance on the weight...
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Ok, ok, $60 a week because I think you are special, and I'm taking a chance on the weight...
God damn sugar daddy seekersPretty sure marriage is dumb in general. Though, I've been thinking about getting a husband so I have someone to pump my gas (I seriously hate it and the pumps never work right for me... I don't know what I'm doing wrong that the little lever doesn't stay stuck - It ALWAYS pops off and I have to stand there and hold down the handle LIKE A FUCKING PEASANT!!), take out the trash, pick up the mail and give me an allowance that doesn't upset me. I'd gladly repay the kindness tenfold
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Sounds like you're retarded. No offense.
If he is in charge of all the bills getting paid on time, I'm good with probably $1,000/month for fun money. But he has to pay them all on time and make sure some goes into savings, too. I also get to accumulate it my allowance, none of this "use it or lose it" shit.
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Dude. Seriously. I'm not even fucking kidding. I thought it was my last two cars that were retarded, but I think it might be user error. I want to be one of those people that can shove the hose in there and then sit back in my car until it pops. Then I can top it off because I'm an asshole like that. I've tried every angle, and I just can't get it to work right. I wonder if it's my height and I'm not putting it in at the right angle. Whatever it is, I get so mad when I see all these fuckos with the hose in, gas pumping away and they're casually wiping down their windows, or picking their butts, whatever. Meanwhile, my fuckface has to HOLD THAT FUCKING LEVER DOWN THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME!!!
And since I rarely refuel at the halfway point and wait until I'm on fumes... I have to hold it for something like sevenfuckingteen gallons to go in
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Pretty sure marriage is dumb in general. Though, I've been thinking about getting a husband so I have someone to pump my gas (I seriously hate it and the pumps never work right for me... I don't know what I'm doing wrong that the little lever doesn't stay stuck - It ALWAYS pops off and I have to stand there and hold down the handle LIKE A FUCKING PEASANT!!), take out the trash, pick up the mail and give me an allowance that doesn't upset me. I'd gladly repay the kindness tenfold
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lol! you're even more retarded than dole. it would be my money, I just don't want to be in charge of it. In fact, maybe I need a sugar baby instead.
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Dude. Seriously. I'm not even fucking kidding. I thought it was my last two cars that were retarded, but I think it might be user error. I want to be one of those people that can shove the hose in there and then sit back in my car until it pops. Then I can top it off because I'm an asshole like that. I've tried every angle, and I just can't get it to work right. I wonder if it's my height and I'm not putting it in at the right angle. Whatever it is, I get so mad when I see all these fuckos with the hose in, gas pumping away and they're casually wiping down their windows, or picking their butts, whatever. Meanwhile, my fuckface has to HOLD THAT FUCKING LEVER DOWN THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME!!!
And since I rarely refuel at the halfway point and wait until I'm on fumes... I have to hold it for something like sevenfuckingteen gallons to go in
This shit kills me. This is the new pilot light.
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This shit kills me. This is the new pilot light.
Such a hopeless and helpless case isn't she ?
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I can't ever get it in without some help either.
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zippit, butthole.This shit kills me. This is the new pilot light.
But seriously... wtf am I doing wrong? IT JUST DOESN'T WORK!! Sometimes it sticks for like, 3 seconds and I get all, "What's up, bitch?! That's what I tho-" *PLONK*
I hate it.
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You zippit, too!
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Dude. Seriously. I'm not even fucking kidding. I thought it was my last two cars that were retarded, but I think it might be user error. I want to be one of those people that can shove the hose in there and then sit back in my car until it pops. Then I can top it off because I'm an asshole like that. I've tried every angle, and I just can't get it to work right. I wonder if it's my height and I'm not putting it in at the right angle. Whatever it is, I get so mad when I see all these fuckos with the hose in, gas pumping away and they're casually wiping down their windows, or picking their butts, whatever. Meanwhile, my fuckface has to HOLD THAT FUCKING LEVER DOWN THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME!!!
And since I rarely refuel at the halfway point and wait until I'm on fumes... I have to hold it for something like sevenfuckingteen gallons to go in
So, um, do you think maybe it's the gas station, or do you go to a bunch of different ones and it happens wherever you go. I ask because there was one gas station where I had that problem several years back (and, yes, it fucking sucks having to stand there LIKE A FUCKING PEASANT ... sorry, that was just too good for me not to repeat ... waiting for eons). I haven't had the problem since, but I also don't go to that gas station anymore.
lol! you're even more retarded than dole. it would be my money, I just don't want to be in charge of it. In fact, maybe I need a sugar baby instead.
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It could be that gas is getting backed up somewhere between the filler neck and the gas tank, but considering it's done this for three cars...prolly operator error.zippit, butthole.
But seriously... wtf am I doing wrong? IT JUST DOESN'T WORK!! Sometimes it sticks for like, 3 seconds and I get all, "What's up, bitch?! That's what I tho-" *PLONK*
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yeah- i've tried a bunch of them over the years. i mostly stick with costcos, but i try it everywhere to no avail. It's seriously so annoying. And right now, i'm in this phase where my fuse is super short, which i'm sure is going to result in an ass kicking or shooting soon, so I'm unusually vocal and complainy about all the things that irk me. In fact, I'm pretty sure the only thing that is saving me from either is the fact that I can say, "stupid fucking bitch" pretty loud and they can't tell *exactly* where it's coming from because I have that goddamn mask on
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I mean, do you like...move the fucker around en shit? Pull it out a bit?yeah- i've tried a bunch of them over the years. i mostly stick with costcos, but i try it everywhere to no avail. It's seriously so annoying. And right now, i'm in this phase where my fuse is super short, which i'm sure is going to result in an ass kicking or shooting soon, so I'm unusually vocal and complainy about all the things that irk me. In fact, I'm pretty sure the only thing that is saving me from either is the fact that I can say, "stupid fucking bitch" pretty loud and they can't tell *exactly* where it's coming from because I have that goddamn mask on
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