Friday’s Important Message About Your Most Valuable Possession

[PeoplesChicken]

I'm from a level 4 county. I'm letting covid out

Point taken

 

[ill]

Maybe. She has a cute b-donk-a-donk

easy dougggggie

Flavortown Tebow thinks liking asses means you're gay.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I have a fifth of vodka I'm opening up tonight. My wife doesn't know it yet but she is going to get nailed.

Whenever I'm felling that way, I'll text mrs redfoot...

"Sweetheart, you're in peril."

 

[douggie]

Hey hey, all these questions.

easy dougggggie

Flavortown Tebow thinks liking asses means you're gay.

It's all about "who's asses" IMHO

 

[Rex Racer]

Cape Cod sucks though

It's in Assachusetts so that goes without saying.

 

[ill]

Hey hey, all these questions.


It's all about "who's asses" IMHO

any asses.

girls have asses and guys have asses, so by association you like both girls and guys

 

[ojb81]

I was super-sneezy yesterday morning, and now I have a dull ache in my face, in the sinus areas

 

[douggie]

any asses.

girls have asses and guys have asses, so by association you like both girls and guys

Now, don't be an ass. I don't care for under age ass. I don't care for old ass. I'm a heterosexual and an ass Connoisseur.

 

[nappyvalley]

Have a free guac reward at Chipotle, so that might be my lunch

I got a Chick Fil A reward for free delivery... but my Chick Fil A is a 30 second walk away

 

[nappyvalley]

Gophers hockey off to 1-0 start

Fucker

Welp Penn State hockey still has as many wins as the football team

 

[Me]

Fucker

Welp Penn State hockey still has as many wins as the football team

Looks like our first game is Monday vs the pnks

 

[Me]

I got a Chick Fil A reward for free delivery... but my Chick Fil A is a 30 second walk away

Freshman year, we got a coupon for free delivery from a pizza place. Didn't realize it was a block away from the dorm (first week on campus). The street was one way, so they had to drive all the way around to get to us.... We could have walked 2 minutes.

 

[nappyvalley]

Looks like our first game is Monday vs the pnks

We got a Wisconsin series Mon-Tues. Crazy 4 games in 6 days

 

[olympicoscar]

Good morning good people. Some good football last night. I enjoyed the Seattle game. Also Tulsa in 2/OT over Tulane.

Big game tomorrow. Ohio State and Indiana. I now own a shirt, a hat, an urn, and a mask from OSU. All I need is a catheter and I'll be set for the whole game to sit and watch on the couch.

I'm all set for Thanksgiving as I placed my order yesterday. Turkey, egg nog, football; it doesn't get any better than this.

Thought for the day: Does anyone else stare at the dead body in a movie to see if you can catch it breathing?

 

[olympicoscar]

My most valuable possession is my wife.

 

[nappyvalley]

Freshman year, we got a coupon for free delivery from a pizza place. Didn't realize it was a block away from the dorm (first week on campus). The street was one way, so they had to drive all the way around to get to us.... We could have walked 2 minutes.

Did the delivery guy look like he wanted to stab you all in the face

 

[PnkPanther]

Did the delivery guy look like he wanted to stab you all in the face

knowing college freshman the driver probably got a sweet dollar tip

 

[Me]

knowing college freshman the driver probably got a sweet dollar tip

Haha... Probably. Only thing I remember is we ate that pizza for like a week... It was a yuuuge pan pizza for the two of us.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I got a Chick Fil A reward for free delivery... but my Chick Fil A is a 30 second walk away

Don't take a chance! Make them deliver!