tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Camfantasy]

Which was better, the apple pie or @Winged_Wheel88 sister ?

 

[Camfantasy]

Pie is the only pussy you could get, Jethro.

says the dewd running background checks on the fat bitches he meets at the costco hotdog stand

 

[moxie]

Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream, and warm peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream, are the only acceptable desserts.

A crisp is also an acceptable option.

 

[Camfantasy]

A crisp is also an acceptable option.

go to bed

 

[moxie]

go to bed

I was already here before you said that so zip yer fat lip.

 

[Camfantasy]

I was already here before you said that so zip yer fat lip.

i'm not going to take that kind of sass from a 30%er

 

[moxie]

i'm not going to take that kind of sass from a 30%er

 

[gobigred]

Giving @Camfantasy the chancla ?

 

[trojanfan12]

This talk of pecans is making me want to make either a Derby Pie or some bourbon balls.

Inb4 @BigRedMoe says "tell me more about bourbon on my balls :zipper noise:"

 

[trojanfan12]

I've never had it, but it looks too sweet. What's beneath all the pecans? Like between them and the crust?

Sugar, butter and Karo syrup (either light or dark).

I don't like pecans, but I like the filling under the pecans.

My wife loves pecan pie. I've gotten in trouble a couple of times for eating some of the filling from underneath the pecans. She tends to get a little grumpy when she cuts herself a piece of pecan pie and the pecans collapse into the pie because a bunch of the filling is gone.

lol

 

[Dolemite censored]

says the dewd running background checks on the fat bitches he meets at the costco hotdog stand

LOL. Yesterday at Safeway this fat chick pulled into the parking space across from me. She opened her purse and took out what looked like a huge cheeseburger and then she started eating it.

I thought, what a pig.

 

[Hu War Yu]

There's a cookie place a few blocks from the house, old lady went there Friday and they had a limited edition pecan pie cookie.

I ate most of it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Pecans are crap. You're all full of it.

 

[Handicappers]

I'll eat a slice of pecan pie once a year around the holidays. Always with a cold glass of milk. Always.

 

[Inquisitor]

Pecans are crap. You're all full of it.

Nutter.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Sugar, butter and Karo syrup (either light or dark).

I don't like pecans, but I like the filling under the pecans.

My wife loves pecan pie. I've gotten in trouble a couple of times for eating some of the filling from underneath the pecans. She tends to get a little grumpy when she cuts herself a piece of pecan pie and the pecans collapse into the pie because a bunch of the filling is gone.

lol

Hahaha!
I do the exact same thing with pecan pie, or I used to. I can't remember the last time I even saw a pecan pie.
I pick them out of Derby Pie, and the only reason I eat them in bourbon balls is they're all ground up, and quite frankly, I never knew they were an ingredient in them until I started making them. I guess the bourbon makes it so I can't taste them.

 

[Handicappers]

Pecans everywhere around here. There was always a snack around if you really needed one.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Currently seeing if cutting my mama's pumpkin chocolate chip cake recipe in half and baking it in a @Camfantasy pan will work.

*fingers crossed*

 

[Inquisitor]

Currently seeing if cutting my mama's pumpkin chocolate chip cake recipe in half and baking it in a @Camfantasy pan will work.

*fingers crossed*

Well pumpkin and chocolate chips are an interesting combination.

Not sure how well they go together.

 

[NU_WTF?]

It was down for 37 seconds and I put a warning up that I was rebooting the server

37 too many. I had to punch a puppy, color on the walls and pour hot coco on a bum.