Finally Fri..... Tuesday

ill said:
let's not make this a thread about his weiner, gob.
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PnkPanther said:
Morning all.

I'm on a panel for upcoming training session. I have about 15 minutes of responsibility for 2 hour training session.

Ran to store yesterday to buy injection for turkey breast I'm making Thursday. Few blocks from my house noticed a guy laying on sidewalk having a seizure. I pulled over and got out of my car to check on him and call 911. Another lady stopped her car in middle of road and ran over to check on him (at least pull over lady). As I'm on phone with 911, a few people are you calling 911 and I'm try to talk to 911 operator and assure crowd, I am in fact on the phone with 911. More people join to "help", thankfully one was a nurse to keep group calm. I'm trying to give 911 location, I realized when i got home I said I was east of street, when I was in fact west of that street i referenced (I was one block east of the main highway and that is what I was thinking, I was calm, but cut me slack). 911 transferred me to paramedic, he's giving me instructions (don't hold him down, don't do CPR, etc). Paramedic on phone, why aren't you relaying those instructions? Uh, they're already doing this things. He acknowledges I'm a passerby and I am assuming protocol, but starts asking me the guys medical history. Crowd is now looking at me as I'm, uhh maybe in his 50's, unknown, unknown, unknown, etc.

Paramedics and police finally arrive. At this point my job is done, but I stood around and watched them load up in ambulance. The first lady on scene was pretty shaken up by what she witnessed. I'm pretty sure guy was homeless, so hopefully got a warm bed and nice meal out of it for a bit.
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Good job, Pnk!
 
Trying to figure out the final details on Little Guy's baptism. Wanted to make sure that any of my relatives who may want to see it have the link to the stream, and need to confirm whether or not some people are actually planning to attend in person.

We're also having a small reception after, mostly just to make sure that the godparents aren't just driving up to get in their cars and drive home. Will be doing that outside, as it looks like the weather will cooperate.
 
Good morning good people. I overslept this morning after tossing and turning most of the night. I think I fell asleep about 5 in the morning. This means I'm gonna zonk out about 2 in the afternoon. I hate when that happens.

Grocery store has seen a run on paper goods. Surprisingly, toilet paper is the only thing that hasn't run out. Of course, with all the TP they bought earlier in the year, you've really got to poop a lot to go through it all.

Good football game last night. Tom Brady needs to retire. I don't think he can handle another year. I don't want to see him go mediocre.

Thought for the day: I broke a mirror yesterday and got 7 years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me 5.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Trying to figure out the final details on Little Guy's baptism. Wanted to make sure that any of my relatives who may want to see it have the link to the stream, and need to confirm whether or not some people are actually planning to attend in person.

We're also having a small reception after, mostly just to make sure that the godparents aren't just driving up to get in their cars and drive home. Will be doing that outside, as it looks like the weather will cooperate.
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you should put a go pro on the kid.
 
Fuck. My hotel cancelled my reservation for tonight
 
olympicoscar said:
Good morning good people. I overslept this morning after tossing and turning most of the night. I think I fell asleep about 5 in the morning. This means I'm gonna zonk out about 2 in the afternoon. I hate when that happens.

Grocery store has seen a run on paper goods. Surprisingly, toilet paper is the only thing that hasn't run out. Of course, with all the TP they bought earlier in the year, you've really got to poop a lot to go through it all.

Good football game last night. Tom Brady needs to retire. I don't think he can handle another year. I don't want to see him go mediocre.

Thought for the day: I broke a mirror yesterday and got 7 years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me 5.
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Brady isn't done.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
A hotel...filling up...

Yea...no.
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Well, I'm sure they've reduced their capacities. So, maybe not full-full, but capacity full.

It's either that, or they had a covid outbreak, and closed.
 
All the hotels I've stayed in since the Covid have had like 5 other people in them.

Then again, most of the time, it's been Minneapolis and no one wants to go to that shithole. So, probably not relevant data.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
All the hotels I've stayed in since the Covid have had like 5 other people in them.

Then again, most of the time, it's been Minneapolis and no one wants to go to that shithole. So, probably not relevant data.
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Ah yes, so we're comparing your prior experiences with the busiest travel date of the year, when people who may have flown previously are more likely to drive and need a hotel room. Seems legit.

#douchelogic
 
Guy Incognito said:
Ah yes, so we're comparing your prior experiences with the busiest travel date of the year, when people who may have flown previously are more likely to drive and need a hotel room. Seems legit.

#douchelogic
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