Finally Fri..... Tuesday

Deer diary:

So John Madden was afraid of flying, which is why he never did commentary for the Pro Bowl.

But wut if he were to have taken a boat to the game?

With that:

How wud u rather die? In a plane crash or on a life boat in the middle of the ocean after your cruise ship sinks?
I was very surprised to learn the other day that John Madden was still alive. Thought he died a few years ago.
 
I was very surprised to learn the other day that John Madden was still alive. Thought he died a few years ago.

Either way.

Even when he does pass, his spirit will live on in video games as functionally incoherent as his speech pattern.
 
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I was very surprised to learn the other day that John Madden was still alive. Thought he died a few years ago.

He's going on my dead pool list
 
I find it funny that the generation buying Madden games likely have no idea who John Madden is.
I certainly do. Man, I remember him and Pat Summerall doing NFL commentary on CBS.

You could smell the bourbon through the TV.
 
Snowboarding this weekendddddddd
I thought you didn't ski????

And before you say that snowboarding and skiiing are different. They are not. You are skiing with ONE ski. So don't even try it
 
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