tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Camfantasy]

That looks pretty awesome. If I wasn't obsessed with having three bathtubs at my place.

sheeeet i just need one good one.


I take more baths than showers so I gots to have a nice tub.

 

[beardown07]

Goddamn, baths are gross.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I did not see this coming.


We have a pretty big tub in our master bath, that I don't think has ever been used. Fucking thing always has popcorn kernels in it, cuz that's the only place we can pop it at nite where the goddamned kids won't hear and smell it, and come wandering out of their sleep like begging fucking zombies.

3 bathrooms, all with tubs. Can't be beat.

I can undock the laptop and work in a bathtub on any floor!

 

[beardown07]

 

[beardown07]

Do y'all shower after bathing, cuz dat's gross if not?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Goddamn, baths are gross.

Yep..... I only use them when my joints are stiff

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Do y'all shower after bathing, cuz dat's gross if not?

Of course. I'm not some kind of fucking animal.

 

[moxie]

I did not see this coming.


We have a pretty big tub in our master bath, that I don't think has ever been used. Fucking thing always has popcorn kernels in it, cuz that's the only place we can pop it at nite where the goddamned kids won't hear and smell it, and come wandering out of their sleep like begging fucking zombies.

You pop popcorn in your tub?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I did not see this coming.


We have a pretty big tub in our master bath, that I don't think has ever been used. Fucking thing always has popcorn kernels in it, cuz that's the only place we can pop it at nite where the goddamned kids won't hear and smell it, and come wandering out of their sleep like begging fucking zombies.

I go into so many houses... everything built here in the last 20 years has a master bath with jacuzzi tub. Such a waste of space and expense.... just glorified candle holders.

Those and fireplaces. Everyone always wants one. Use it for the first year.... and then never again. Too much work.

 

[moxie]

Goddamn, baths are gross.

Not if you're a mermaid.


(I shower first, soak, then rinse, otherwise it's like skin soup )

 

[beardown07]

You pop popcorn in your tub?

LOL. In our bathroom, but it's stored on the tub, and popped next to it and somehow there's ALWAYS fucking kernels in there.

I personally don't eat the shit. Popcorn is trying to kill me. Every time I fucking eat it, I get a half a hull stuck suction-side down on like the very back of my tongue. I swear to fuck it's gonna be the death of me.

 

[beardown07]

I go into so many houses... everything built here in the last 20 years has a master bath with jacuzzi tub. Such a waste of space and expense.... just glorified candle holders.

Those and fireplaces. Everyone always wants one. Use it for the first year.... and then never again. Too much work.

total winner post. I wish we wouldn't have got it. We declined the fireplace when we built and used that money towards french doors out the master to a cement patio. Ton of wasted space in a bathroom that doesn't even have a linen closet er nothin.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I go into so many houses... everything built here in the last 20 years has a master bath with jacuzzi tub. Such a waste of space and expense.... just glorified candle holders.

Those and fireplaces. Everyone always wants one. Use it for the first year.... and then never again. Too much work.

I have not used a fireplace since a power outage in 2011.

 

[moxie]

LOL. In our bathroom, but it's stored on the tub, and popped next to it and somehow there's ALWAYS fucking kernels in there.

I personally don't eat the shit. Popcorn is trying to kill me. Every time I fucking eat it, I get a half a hull stuck suction-side down on like the very back of my tongue. I swear to fuck it's gonna be the death of me.

I'm still not getting it. Do you have a microwave in there? Or a little propane stove and you're doing the Jiffypop?

Also- do you have a waterpik? I don't have that brand, but the water flossers are so boss at dislodging that kind of stuff.

 

[beardown07]

I'm still not getting it. Do you have a microwave in there? Or a little propane stove and you're doing the Jiffypop?

Also- do you have a waterpik? I don't have that brand, but the water flossers are so boss at dislodging that kind of stuff.

An air popper like dis..

They're noisy af, and like a fucking beacon for my tardlettes.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I go into so many houses... everything built here in the last 20 years has a master bath with jacuzzi tub. Such a waste of space and expense.... just glorified candle holders.

Those and fireplaces. Everyone always wants one. Use it for the first year.... and then never again. Too much work.

We have four fucking bathtubs in this house. No idea why so many. My middle daughter uses the jacuzzi tub in the master from time to time to soak after gymnastics, but none of the others have ever been used or are likely to be used any time soon.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I go into so many houses... everything built here in the last 20 years has a master bath with jacuzzi tub. Such a waste of space and expense.... just glorified candle holders.

Those and fireplaces. Everyone always wants one. Use it for the first year.... and then never again. Too much work.

I love my bathtub. Whoever installed it picked the perfect one. It's very deep, the back is at an angle, and it's long enough I can completely stretch out my legs.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

You pop popcorn in your tub?

My sentiments exactly.
It sounds like one of those eccentricities that can only be attributed to his artistic nature ...
Either that, or he's way weirder than I'd realized.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

An air popper like dis..

They're noisy af, and like a fucking beacon for my tardlettes.

You need to get your ass one of these. I like to cook in oil, but don't want to deal with stovetop

 

[moxie]

I love my bathtub. Whoever installed it picked the perfect one. It's very deep, the back is at an angle, and it's long enough I can completely stretch out my legs.

That's what I need... one of those big claw-footed soakers.