Do you have a rap sheet?

In the 90's, I regularly beat the shit out of dwag fans the evening before the game at the landing. I was arrested twice for simple assault and fined. The best one was 3 dwags going down in the same night, but to be fair, I was pretty drunk. Otherwise, I would have taken more out.

Worth it.


Also I had two speeding tickets (from a cameras).

Actually, it's only the speeding tickets.
 
Never arrested but in handcuffs three times and never liked that once, especially the time my ex-wife called the cops and said I was suicidal because she read what she thought was a suicide letter but was me writing lyrics. I came out at about 11am to go to the gym and as I'm turned facing the door to lock it hear over a bullhorn "let us see some hands!" Turn around there's a dozen cops drawing down on me. Got out face-down on 100F blacktop, handcuffed and driven in the back of a cop car 40 miles to the 5150 station in SoCal. If you've never been in handcuffs, you don't know that your shoulders start hurting like CRAZY within 5 mins in handcuffs. By the time I got to the loony-bin I was almost desperate, which didn't add at all to my situation as I'm trying to explain to intake that I've never once had a suicidal thought in my life "right, sir. We'll take care of you." Anyway, got through intake, and spent an entirely sleepless night and day in a big room with a bunch of homeless guys in recliners watching shitty TV. Had a long conversation with a security guard who told me some amazing stories of shit he'd seen over the years, about 7am a little Asian doctor came in, interviewed me for about 3 mins, looked me in the eyes, believed me, cut me loose. I found myself kicked to the curb in a shitty neighborhood in Riverside, Calif. Went to the liquor store, got an energy drink and a 40, waited on my ride, went home and slept for about 12 hrs.

Other times were guilt-by-association for being out at 3am with assholes. I was nice and respectful, had no record, got cut loose.
What a ride! Were you still married to her at the time?
 
Married but separated. Got back together, had a few more good years, then divorced in late 2015. I have a lot of regrets but it's turned out really well for both of us.
wow. What a story man. Also, getting back together was a curve ball I didn’t see coming. Glad you are still good with her. Life is short. We have a tendency to get caught up in our bullshit. Truth is 100 years from now nobody will even know who we are or what we did. Enjoy the ride should be everyone’s way of thinking.
 
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wow. What a story man. Also, getting back together was a curve ball I didn’t see coming. Glad you are still good with her. Life is short. We have a tendency to get caught up in our bullshit. Truth is 100 years from now nobody will even know about what we did. Enjoy the ride should be everyone’s way of thinking.
Married above myself in every possible way to a gorgeous girl inside and out who I never deserved and would have been the perfect wife for life.

The problem was I was a 21 year old pussy addict who was very good at getting away with it. Living a constant lie for 20+ years and not being able to escape the fact that you're a deceitful asshole takes an incredible amount of energy, man.
 
Married above myself in every possible way to a gorgeous girl inside and out who I never deserved and would have been the perfect wife for life.

The problem was I was a 21 year old pussy addict who was very good at getting away with it. Living a constant lie for 20+ years and not being able to escape the fact that you're a deceitful asshole takes an incredible amount of energy, man.
Sounds like you are “awake” now. Be happy about that. Most people don’t ever achieve that and they “sleepwalk” thru life. Also, once you’re “awake” it’s impossible to go back to sleep.
 
Got an MIP 6 days before my 21st.
 
Sounds like you are “awake” now. Be happy about that. Most people don’t ever achieve that and they “sleepwalk” thru life. Also, once you’re “awake” it’s impossible to go back to sleep.
Things are a million times better and getting better every day. I'm extremely fortunate. 🍻
 
When she was in high school, my middle daughter got one of those. She was driving home from school one day and did a "California Stop" right in front of a cop.

Cop pulls her over and explains why he's giving here a ticket.

She says..."But I did a California stop and this is California".

Couldn't even get mad about having to pay that ticket for her.
Haha, that's great.

My first one was at one of those T-intersections where for some ungodly reason, the stop signs were for the two people going straight, while the street that has to make a turn has no stop sign. And there was nothing obstructing the view so I could always see well in advance when it was all clear. So I pretty routinely blew through the thing, lol. Didn't have much of an argument for that one, just had to throw up my hands and say "ya got me"
 
that right there is some bullshit. I worked at a turkey hill near Philly. kid came in tried to get a pack of smokes. I carded him and watched him walk out and gave money to a old dude. I told the dude to take a hike and he couldn't buy them either. Dude started slamming and counter and threatening me. my manager slowly walked back to the office and called the police. the cop told me just to sell the cigarettes in that instance. They put why too damn much on the clerks for that.
Damn, that's scary. You really get a sense of some of the psychos that live in your town when you clerk a convenience store. Good on you for trying to stand your ground at the time but yeah not worth it.

They really do. I thought at the time "for all the more important things happening in this town, you're really gonna pick on a 20 y/o kid making $8 an hour trying to pay for college?" It costed me about a paycheck which was a real kick in the balls back then. I got the sense the cop wanted nothing to do with what he was doing either, I could tell by his tone there was sympathy there but his captain probably put him on bs cigarette duty and he had to.

Then not more than a few weeks after I went back to school for the fall, I found out some really old dude I helped train and worked the graveyard shift got a knife pulled on him.

Turkey Hill rules though. Mine was at a Rutter's in York County
 
Nope. But if I would have gotten caught for half the shit I did when I was younger, I'd still be in jail.
This!
I've never been arrested, which is kind of miraculous, given several years of my life when I was a teenager into my early 20's.
If I had been at any point during those years, yeah, I'd still be locked up.
I'm grateful as hell I had the revelation I did when I was about 21: I'd gotten extraordinarily lucky, pushed my luck for way too long, and I'd better get my shit together or my luck would run out.
 
Yep.
Not like he should have been doing what I understand he was doing, but it was quite something that Tox and Raven, who had apparently purchased some of his stolen goods, knowing they were stolen (I can't remember if just one or both of them had gotten equipment padak had stolen), then narced him out.
 
that right there is some bullshit. I worked at a turkey hill near Philly. kid came in tried to get a pack of smokes. I carded him and watched him walk out and gave money to a old dude. I told the dude to take a hike and he couldn't buy them either. Dude started slamming and counter and threatening me. my manager slowly walked back to the office and called the police. the cop told me just to sell the cigarettes in that instance. They put why too damn much on the clerks for that.
One time when I lived in Alabama, I walk up to a liquor store and some kid comes over and offers me $20 to get him a six-pack, obviously underage. I decline. Come out and he follows me to the car. "Okay, I'll give you $40 cash right now, mister." I declined again. Hell no am I going to be responsible for this kid getting drunk and killing himself or someone else.

Get home that night and watch the 10 o'clock news. Top story "local police officers conducted an undercover sting at a local liquor store, resulting in multiple arrests."

So completely unfair to entrap guys that way, but then again, I couldn't feel too sorry for them. Was just glad I hadn't been dumb enough to fall for it.
 
This!
I've never been arrested, which is kind of miraculous, given several years of my life when I was a teenager into my early 20's.
If I had been at any point during those years, yeah, I'd still be locked up.
I'm grateful as hell I had the revelation I did when I was about 21: I'd gotten extraordinarily lucky, pushed my luck for way too long, and I'd better get my shit together or my luck would run out.
This is exactly why I don't ride motorcycles anymore. I used eight of my nine lives up on motorcycles and I'm not pushing my luck any more.
 
I got into trouble my entire life because I'm prone to getting fucked up and doing stupid shit.........

It's a family tradition!

I've left the scenes in handcuffs...on a gurney...in the back of a patrol car ...an ambulance ...and once by helicopter.




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Married above myself in every possible way to a gorgeous girl inside and out who I never deserved and would have been the perfect wife for life.

The problem was I was a 21 year old pussy addict who was very good at getting away with it. Living a constant lie for 20+ years and not being able to escape the fact that you're a deceitful asshole takes an incredible amount of energy, man.
Wow, good on ya. You have self awareness and are trying to improve. Everyone should.

For me, I've been hiding the fact that I'm autistic for, well....a shit ton of years. I've had to wear mask after mask just to try and fit in. Being a fake person takes its' toll and eventually you burn out from it.

For anyone peeking in here, I'm not "rainman" type autistic; I'm actually very high functioning (Aspergers Syndrome). Unless you were an expert on autism, you probably wouldn't know that I'm on the spectrum.

Anyways, I've just said fuck it. If someone wants to use that against me (something I was admittedly terrified of one time of) then go for it -- the pleasure is all yours...lol
 
75 days in jail for words no kidding words. I said I'm going to kill you and that is aggravated menacing. I can say I will never go back and I will never threaten anyone again.
 
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