Do you have a rap sheet?

Sharkonabicycle said:
Got pulled over for doing 6 MPH over with no prior warrants/arrests. Cop came back to my car and said, "Thank you sir, well... I'm going to let you off with a war-" At this point I snapped into action and quickly slammed the car door into him and bolted out, whipping out my nunchucks that are naturally in the side panel and went to work. The cop went down in no time. I quickly rigged an explosive out of gasoline and pop rocks that I'd recently bought at the store and lit the cop car on fire. It was all going well until I saw some dickhead 80 year old woman phoning it in. How the fuck she even knew how to use a cell phone over a decade ago is beyond me. The police chase lasted for several hours until I decided to surrender.

So apparently what I did was a big deal? I got out of prison on good behavior after a few years... but now apparently I'm some sort of criminal? Everything IMO was completely calculated and the only logical action. Just goes to show how fucked up the legal system is in the US.
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Reminds me of that time DoubleJive fought that pack of wild dogs in the skreets of Seattle. Crazy times!
 
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Illustrious Potentate said:
What kind of dogooder calls the cops for two willing participants fighting?
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lol

No shit.

A few years ago I had just gone through a drive thru to pick up some lunch. I saw a group of guys across the parking lot who looked like they were getting ready to fight. So, I drove over near them and ate my lunch while watching them fight.
 
trojanfan12 said:
lol

No shit.

A few years ago I had just gone through a drive thru to pick up some lunch. I saw a group of guys across the parking lot who looked like they were getting ready to fight. So, I drove over near them and ate my lunch while watching them fight.
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Dinner and a show
 
trojanfan12 said:
lol

No shit.

A few years ago I had just gone through a drive thru to pick up some lunch. I saw a group of guys across the parking lot who looked like they were getting ready to fight. So, I drove over near them and ate my lunch while watching them fight.
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Which would be the rational thing to do for most normal people.
 
nappyvalley said:
two traffic tickets, both for not fully stopping at a stop sign
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When she was in high school, my middle daughter got one of those. She was driving home from school one day and did a "California Stop" right in front of a cop.

Cop pulls her over and explains why he's giving here a ticket.

She says..."But I did a California stop and this is California".

Couldn't even get mad about having to pay that ticket for her.
 
nappyvalley said:
two traffic tickets, both for not fully stopping at a stop sign

caught a fine when i worked at a convenience store cause i sold cigs to a 17 yo kid (not knowingly, just skirted my ID asking requirements)

banned for life from a certain hotel in Florida
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that right there is some bullshit. I worked at a turkey hill near Philly. kid came in tried to get a pack of smokes. I carded him and watched him walk out and gave money to a old dude. I told the dude to take a hike and he couldn't buy them either. Dude started slamming and counter and threatening me. my manager slowly walked back to the office and called the police. the cop told me just to sell the cigarettes in that instance. They put why too damn much on the clerks for that.
 
huskers1217 said:
that right there is some bullshit. I worked at a turkey hill near Philly. kid came in tried to get a pack of smokes. I carded him and watched him walk out and gave money to a old dude. I told the dude to take a hike and he couldn't buy them either. Dude started slamming and counter and threatening me. my manager slowly walked back to the office and called the police. the cop told me just to sell the cigarettes in that instance. They put why too damn much on the clerks for that.
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Ahhh Turkey Hill iced tea is da bomb
 
Handicappers said:
I didn’t pay a ticket in college and it came back to bite me. Got pulled over and had a warrant. Had to pay two tickets in one night. They got me red handed.
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Nope. But if I would have gotten caught for half the shit I did when I was younger, I'd still be in jail.

I even passed an FBI background check for work.
 
Who was that kid Toxic ratted out and got arrested?
 
Never arrested but in handcuffs three times and never liked that once, especially the time my ex-wife called the cops and said I was suicidal because she read what she thought was a suicide letter but was me writing lyrics. I came out at about 11am to go to the gym and as I'm turned facing the door to lock it hear over a bullhorn "let us see some hands!" Turn around there's a dozen cops drawing down on me. Got out face-down on 100F blacktop, handcuffed and driven in the back of a cop car 40 miles to the 5150 station in SoCal. If you've never been in handcuffs, you don't know that your shoulders start hurting like CRAZY within 5 mins in handcuffs. By the time I got to the loony-bin I was almost desperate, which didn't add at all to my situation as I'm trying to explain to intake that I've never once had a suicidal thought in my life "right, sir. We'll take care of you." Anyway, got through intake, and spent an entirely sleepless night and day in a big room with a bunch of homeless guys in recliners watching shitty TV. Had a long conversation with a security guard who told me some amazing stories of shit he'd seen over the years, about 7am a little Asian doctor came in, interviewed me for about 3 mins, looked me in the eyes, believed me, cut me loose. I found myself kicked to the curb in a shitty neighborhood in Riverside, Calif. Went to the liquor store, got an energy drink and a 40, waited on my ride, went home and slept for about 12 hrs.

Other times were guilt-by-association for being out at 3am with assholes. I was nice and respectful, had no record, got cut loose.
 
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