tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

The funny thing is it took me a long time to realize, oh, that's why there's an opening in the front, it's so guys can stick their dicks through them to pee.
Beyond the fact it's always seemed unfair guys can pee their names in the snow, the fact guy can pee while keeping their butts warm is also entirely unfair.

 

[Dolemite censored]

The pee flap is a little weird,

Think of it as an air vent.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Watching an old long-time co-worker go down the "Covid is a punishment from God, vaccines are creations of Satan, 5G conspiracy" bullshit

Do you have any long flights of stairs at work?

 

[BigRedMoe]

You saying she wears boxer briefs?

 

[steelerssb]

Do you have any long flights of stairs at work?

We don't work together anymore (thought he could retire at like 41 and no real accumulation of wealth, found it wasn't that easy and had to get another job after being replaced), but he did once fall off a ladder cleaning a ceiling.

Might have something to do with this.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Watching an old long-time co-worker go down the "Covid is a punishment from God, vaccines are creations of Satan, 5G conspiracy" bullshit

Be supportive. Tell him the Pleiadeans will come from the sky and save us.

 

[BigRedMoe]

We don't work together anymore (thought he could retire at like 41 and no real accumulation of wealth, found it wasn't that easy and had to get another job after being replaced), but he did once fall off a ladder cleaning a ceiling.

Might have something to do with this.

Oh, you hadn't mentioned he was the 'tarded.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

We don't work together anymore (thought he could retire at like 41 and no real accumulation of wealth, found it wasn't that easy and had to get another job after being replaced), but he did once fall off a ladder cleaning a ceiling.

Might have something to do with this.

Fell off a ladder???

Does he know @Bayou Tiger ?

 

[steelerssb]

Oh, you hadn't mentioned he was the 'tarded.

He's....not the brightest guy. I feel bad because I've known him for 10+ years and think he's a good guy at heart but.....yeah.

 

[Mofo]

Watching an old long-time co-worker go down the "Covid is a punishment from God, vaccines are creations of Satan, 5G conspiracy" bullshit

Did you chime in with the obligatory, "And Haiti's earthquake was caused by hundreds of years of butt-sex!" ?

 

[Guy Incognito]

The funny thing is it took me a long time to realize, oh, that's why there's an opening in the front, it's so guys can stick their dicks through them to pee.
Beyond the fact it's always seemed unfair guys can pee their names in the snow, the fact guy can pee while keeping their butts warm is also entirely unfair.

You also can sort of just pull the package over the waistband.

Don't know too many d00ds that go this route:

 

[BigRedMoe]

He's....not the brightest guy. I feel bad because I've known him for 10+ years and think he's a good guy at heart but.....yeah.

I know lots of people like that. Heart is in the right place but have a hard time interpreting the world.... understanding the difference between facts and conjecture, etc.

 

[Camfantasy]

Watching an old long-time co-worker go down the "Covid is a punishment from God, vaccines are creations of Satan, 5G conspiracy" bullshit

I saw some bech like that on the book the other day. I'll have to find her and screen shot it later when i get home. lulz

 

[BigRedMoe]

The funny thing is it took me a long time to realize, oh, that's why there's an opening in the front, it's so guys can stick their dicks through them to pee.
Beyond the fact it's always seemed unfair guys can pee their names in the snow, the fact guy can pee while keeping their butts warm is also entirely unfair.

You also can sort of just pull the package over the waistband.

Don't know too many d00ds that go this route:

So.... I, err muh frand doesn't have to pull his pants and unders all the way to the ground?

 

[Camfantasy]

You also can sort of just pull the package over the waistband.

Don't know too many d00ds that go this route:

shit i do that on the reg

 

[Dolemite censored]

have a hard time interpreting the world.... understanding the difference between facts and conjecture, etc.

Sounds like Presidential material.

 

[BigRedMoe]

shit i do that on the reg

No one mentioned shitting on the floor, Cam.

 

[Dolemite censored]

So.... I, err muh frand doesn't have to pull his pants and unders all the way to the ground?

You want no part of you or your clothes to touch the ground anywhere near a urinal. Motherfuckers can't aim worth shit.

I pity the fools that wear sandals to those restrooms...

 

[steelerssb]

You also can sort of just pull the package over the waistband.

Don't know too many d00ds that go this route:

I was out at breakfast the other day and walked into the bathroom of an old dude at the urinal peeing like that.

 

[Guy Incognito]

You also can sort of just pull the package over the waistband.

Don't know too many d00ds that go this route:

So.... I, err muh frand doesn't have to pull his pants and unders all the way to the ground?

shit i do that on the reg

I guess I should have made an exception for window-licking halfwits.