December 1 morning - the end (of 2020) is nigh

[PeoplesChicken]

Surprised @Flavortown Tebow hasn't chimed in about how he decorates his cactus each year

 

[kobesgame]

to me, wasting money, no matter the amount, is a fuck ton of stupidity. However, I have a wife, so we waste money sometimes.

Wasting money is in the eye of the beholder, no? We end up spending $75-ish for a couple wreaths and a tree and have the experience of spending a couple of enjoyable hours together. In my opinion, that is one of the best ways to spend $75.

I mean, some people would say buying a fake tree is wasting money as well. Hell, Douche believes buying a nice steak is wasting money.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Could I entice you if I sprinkled some kosher salt on it?

 

[basement bias]

Word.

Only octogenarians eat "supper."

Breakfast>Brunch>Lunch>Dinner>Supper>Late Supper>Midnight Snack

 

[kobesgame]

And then one of Kobe's favorite things is picking the ticks off of her kids in January

Ticks? In the winter in Minnesota?

That’s a May/June problem. And mostly from long grass moreso than trees.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Fuck kinda Pizza Hut has a greeter???? Were you wearing a tuxedo?

I think "greeter" is the job you get when you're too young to deliver and too retarded to be a server.

 

[RubinRock]

Wasting money is in the eye of the beholder, no? We end up spending $75-ish for a couple wreaths and a tree and have the experience of spending a couple of enjoyable hours together. In my opinion, that is one of the best ways to spend $75.

I mean, some people would say buying a fake tree is wasting money as well. Hell, Douche believes buying a nice steak is wasting money.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Wasting money is in the eye of the beholder, no? We end up spending $75-ish for a couple wreaths and a tree and have the experience of spending a couple of enjoyable hours together. In my opinion, that is one of the best ways to spend $75.

I mean, some people would say buying a fake tree is wasting money as well. Hell, Douche believes buying a nice steak is wasting money.

He isn't one of Bismark's most eligible bachelors for nothing

 

[ill]

I just hope he was wearing pants

someone rang my doorbell and I had to put a pair on.

somehow I got onto a webinar in my boxer briefs

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Word.

Only octogenarians eat "supper."

Hence, why I used the word when directed at @Fish

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Ticks? In the winter in Minnesota?

That’s a May/June problem. And mostly from long grass moreso than trees.

Moreso? Damn you are rich!

@Bender they even use fancier words!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Surprised @Flavortown Tebow hasn't chimed in about how he decorates his cactus each year

broad did all that decorating shit

 

[kobesgame]

Perhaps you should sell one of those yachts you have

You are confusing me with @ill. I don’t own a single boat.

 

[MTVike]

Ham got started really young. I think sometime around 1 or so. Started her on avocado and sweet potato rolls. Moved up to cooked stuff like shrimp and crab, then started with the raw stuff after she turned 2. We actually had her second birthday dinner at our favorite sushi place.

My kids love sushi.

I need to take some DNA samples.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

someone rang my doorbell and I had to put a pair on.

somehow I got onto a webinar in my boxer briefs

not sure xhamster qualifies as a webinar

 

[ill]

Wasting money is in the eye of the beholder, no? We end up spending $75-ish for a couple wreaths and a tree and have the experience of spending a couple of enjoyable hours together. In my opinion, that is one of the best ways to spend $75.

I mean, some people would say buying a fake tree is wasting money as well. Hell, Douche believes buying a nice steak is wasting money.

I need a wreath

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You are confusing me with @ill. I don’t own a single boat.

Do you have a bike that talks?

 

[ill]

You are confusing me with @ill. I don’t own a single boat.

all I gots is a kayak

 

[MTVike]

Fake tree pays for itself in two years, finance guy.

I think we have five or six, now.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Ticks? In the winter in Minnesota?

That’s a May/June problem. And mostly from long grass moreso than trees.

There has to be ticks. How else did I get all of those little bites all over me after banging @SlinkyRedfoot sister under the tree in 1996?