December 1 morning - the end (of 2020) is nigh

[kobesgame]

Moreso? Damn you are rich!

@Bender they even use fancier words!

In vocabulary!

 

[kobesgame]

Do you have a bike that talks?

No. There’s enough noise in my house.

 

[kobesgame]

There has to be ticks. How else did I get all of those little bites all over me after banging @SlinkyRedfoot sister under the tree in 1996?

Those were the mosquitos.

 

[stakesarehigh]

So the hardest I've laughed in a long time...my friend got the bartenders at twin peaks to each attempt to put these in their mouths

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Those were the mosquitos.

Mosquitos in December??? C'mon lady!

 

[stakesarehigh]

Rip @Lance Uppercut

 

[Me]

So the hardest I've laughed in a long time...my friend got the bartenders at twin peaks to each attempt to put these in their mouths

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Did you call winner?

*Unzips pants*

 

[Me]

Oh yeah, @Flavortown Tebow

Crew in the conference championship game

 

[kobesgame]

Mosquitos in December??? C'mon lady!

More likely than ticks in December.

And what kind of idiot fucks outside in Minnesota in December?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

More likely than ticks in December.

And what kind of idiot fucks outside in Minnesota in December?

Now you look here!

I wasn't in MN, it was inside, and under the tree. It was special!

 

[kobesgame]

Mr. Kobe got me a weighted blanket for my birthday. First couple days were great. But last night 2 of the 3 kids wandered in during the night and slept in our bed. The combo of a kid snuggled in on each side and the weighted blanket on top of me was a real claustrophobic nightmare.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Oh yeah, @Flavortown Tebow

Crew in the conference championship game

LOONS game moved to Thursday because of the American Football contest. dum AF

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Mr. Kobe got me a weighted blanket for my birthday. First couple days were great. But last night 2 of the 3 kids wandered in during the night and slept in our bed. The combo of a kid snuggled in on each side and the weighted blanket on top of me was a real claustrophobic nightmare.

Yachts, weighted blankets, golden beets? 1%'er!

 

[stakesarehigh]

Did you call winner?

*Unzips pants*

The one kinda got the ice ball in her mouth

Twas impressed

 

[PeoplesChicken]

The one kinda got the ice ball in her mouth

Twas impressed

pics?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

officially have iphone now

already feel like my peenus has shrunk 2 inches

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Wasting money is in the eye of the beholder, no? We end up spending $75-ish for a couple wreaths and a tree and have the experience of spending a couple of enjoyable hours together. In my opinion, that is one of the best ways to spend $75.

I mean, some people would say buying a fake tree is wasting money as well. Hell, Douche believes buying a nice steak is wasting money.

If it was up to me, there wouldn't be Christmas. At least not by todays standards. I seriously don't give 2 shits about it. Wouldnt be a tree at all.
It would be more like Thanksgiving, instead the consumer mania induce bullshit it is now. Only kids would get gifts, and everyone else would act adults, and no need to get presents to feel loved by someone.

 

[stakesarehigh]

pics?

I think there was a pic actually

If I find one I will be sure to post it. Retroactively of course as Tuesday is my day for @Lance Uppercut

 

[Peter Gozintite]

officially have iphone now

already feel like my peenus has shrunk 2 inches

so an innie?

 

[kobesgame]

If it was up to me, there wouldn't be Christmas. At least not by todays standards. I seriously don't give 2 shits about it. Wouldnt be a tree at all.
It would be more like Thanksgiving, instead the consumer mania induce bullshit it is now. Only kids would get gifts, and everyone else would act adults, and no need to get presents to feel loved by someone.

Im all in on this. I hate buying gifts.

Thanksgiving is by far the superior holiday. Limited (or no) decorations, no gift buying. Just hanging out with good food and some games.