hey dipshits, it's Wednesday

PnkPanther said:
get out GIF
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It's not even political... It's commentary on the stupidity of common man
 
Wednesday afternoon football is a few hours away.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Speaking of dogs and chickens. I had a german shepard that was a chicken serial killer. Took him to my mil house,and she had tons of chickens. He was all good until we went in for dinner.

That fucker killed half a dozen chickens in that time. I walked him around and beat his ass at every kill site. Oh yeah, he also had to climb a chain link fence kennel to get to them.

So about a year later we went there again, and she said to bring the dog, and things would be fine. So reluctantly, we did. Locked up the dog, and chickens, go in for dinner. I look out the window and see the fucking dog running across their property.

Run outside, and he is just slinking around. I put him on his leash and start walking him around looking for carnage. He was terrified, and I knew he did something. Couldnt find shit.

So we go home, and i go work the next day. Im at work for about an hour, and my phone rings. Its my wife screaming," THE FUCKING DOG IS BARFING CHICKEN PARTS UP ALL OVER THE PLACE!" Feathers, feet,heads, everything. That dumb fuck ate 2 entire chickens, from head to toe.

So i didnt teach him to not kill,just hide the evidence, briefly
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I had chickens when young, during the Mother Earth News stage of my life.

Damn glad that I got through that phase quickly.
 
Fish said:
I had chickens when young, during the Mother Earth News stage of my life.

Damn glad that I got through that phase quickly.
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My wife wanted me to get chickens. So i took her to a friends house that then. Chicken shit on everything. She stopped talking about getting chickens.
 
Our neighbor has one a year old mutt as well, they've been bringing him over to play with Murray during the day.

Works out really well, both dogs have a lot of fun, they tire themselves out, and I'm able to get work done in relative peace and quiet
 
Fish said:
I had chickens when young, during the Mother Earth News stage of my life.

Damn glad that I got through that phase quickly.
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Was you a hippie?
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Whats this "mother earth" stage you speaknof?
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Mother Earth News was a magazine I read in the late 70's and early 80's. Lots of stupid stuff about living off the land for nothing.
Some decent stuff like double dug garden beds, but mostly nonsense.

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Fish said:
I estimate that Gunner trots at 4-5 mph so that's how fast I ride my bike.

Brakes on both wheels to slow him down.
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Finn trots next to me while I jog around the neighborhood in the mornings.

Sometimes kids walking to school pass us.
 
kobesgame said:
You know what pisses me off? We have to pick up our dog shit when out on a walk, but all the fuckers that own horses in the area get to let their horses shit on the street and don’t ever pick it up.
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There was a controversy about this in one of the Amish towns back in PA a couple years back. Normal people were getting the shits (pun intended) of the Amish leaving their horse shit all over the roads and wanted to pass some ordinance against it. Can't remember if it passed
 
Fish said:
Mother Earth News was a magazine I read in the late 70's and early 80's. Lots of stupid stuff about living off the land for nothing.
Some decent stuff like double dug garden beds, but mostly nonsense.
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Long-haired, dope-smoking, hippie pukes!

(no offense to our Hippie)
 
MTVike said:
Long-haired, dope-smoking, hippie pukes!

(no offense to our Hippie)
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They have to live off the land because long haired freaky people need not apply, so they can't get jobs.
 
Fish said:
They have to live off the land because long haired freaky people need not apply, so they can't get jobs.
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The only place communes actually work, in the U.S. anyway, is where they are bound by religious belief.
 
MTVike said:
The only place communes actually work, in the U.S. anyway, is where they are bound by religious belief.
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And then government snipers shoot them from a distance.

2/10
 
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