tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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beardown07 said:
I think there was some ghey viral cinnamon challenge a while back, wherein you had to eat a spoonful of it, and it's impossible en sech.
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Yeah it's really easy to underestimate how potent even a small amount of cinnamon can be.
 
wings-pens2166 said:
hell, that's better than the ones I get. When I listen tot he voicemail (I never answer my phone), it's always on some foreign language. I also notice that the number of the missed call is almost always from MD's 301 area code.
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I hardly answer mine anymore, unless it's my boss or a family member. I get a lot of spanish and chinese messages, as well

That says "chinese MESSages," guys...
 
Hu War Yu said:
I hardly answer mine anymore, unless it's my boss or a family member. I get a lot of spanish and chinese messages, as well

That says "chinese MESSages," guys...
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I'm at the point that if you're not a contact in my phone so it shows your name, I don't answer.

I figure, if it's important, you'll leave a voicemail. if not, fuck you, I didn't want to talk to you anyway.
 
Inquisitor said:
I've seen that plenty on the late-night TV ads.

Pretty much replaced those asbestos-lung cancer ones.
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Every night during the evening news there's this really creepy ambulance chaser ad. The dude is wearing these really tiny, round, bright blue eyeglasses and he's talking about stamping out decades-old sexual abuse.

The guy definitely gives off a vibe that he buggered some scouts in his day
 
wings-pens2166 said:
I'm at the point that if you're not a contact in my phone so it shows your name, I don't answer.

I figure, if it's important, you'll leave a voicemail. if not, fuck you, I didn't want to talk to you anyway.
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I'll do ya one better... I don't have voicemail set up, so they'll need to text me if they want to leave a message or get a call back.
 
wings-pens2166 said:
I'm at the point that if you're not a contact in my phone so it shows your name, I don't answer.

I figure, if it's important, you'll leave a voicemail. if not, fuck you, I didn't want to talk to you anyway.
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Word.

And god bless my boss...every time he wants me to call him, he'll email me his phone number. :L
 
huskers1217 said:
I fed my kids Blue waffles this morning
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carrie brownstein television GIF

BigRedMoe said:
Even I have boundaries, you sik fuk.
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carrie brownstein television GIF
 
huskers1217 said:
I have pics if you want to see

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Screenshotted and forwarded to the FBI.
Because I hear they love blueberry waffles
 
Poop knife! :L
 
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