tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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Yep. Got my first ban in ten years. I feel dirty now.
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Yea, not sure what happened. Somebody probably fat fingered something.
or aggressively fingered something. Just sayin'...it's going around!
 
Pro Bono? Preciate it. A little strapped at the moment with Christmas and all.
Don't get me STARTED

Kids want a PS 5 AND a Switch. They already have a classic NES and a PS4, plus I think there's an old Xbox in the drawer somewhere

they'll get socks, underwear, and cologne gift packs, just like I got, and they'll like it
 
Don't get me STARTED

Kids want a PS 5 AND a Switch. They already have a classic NES and a PS4, plus I think there's an old Xbox in the drawer somewhere

they'll get socks, underwear, and cologne gift packs, just like I got, and they'll like it
Worst.Dad.Evarrrrrr
 
or aggressively fingered something. Just sayin'...it's going around!
Shit, I’m about to wrap up this work and head home then. Surprise the ok lady. What comes around, goes around en sech.
 
Goddammit. Y'all distracted me from asking a legit question...

What is Nift and why are they sending out free $30 gift cards? What's the catch? :suspicious:
 
Worst.Dad.Evarrrrrr
What? :noidea:

What kid wouldn't LOVE getting an Old Spice gift pack at 13? It's like a Bar Mitzvah for goyim, says youse a REAL MAN now
 
Stakes are raised @beardown07. Your move
My daughter told me that she thinks she remembers hearing santa last year, but some kids at school told her it was probably just us.


I was deflecting like a motherfucker. Like fucking wonder woman with her magic bracelets. **ping ping...ping**


Fucking school turds.
 
Don't get me STARTED

Kids want a PS 5 AND a Switch. They already have a classic NES and a PS4, plus I think there's an old Xbox in the drawer somewhere

they'll get socks, underwear, and cologne gift packs, just like I got, and they'll like it
I hear ya. Mine have all that shit too. And still want more! Spoiled little bastards.
 
Party at your house ?
Yeah, I'd tell you to lube up, but e'rrybody know you got the loosest bhole around.

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Also, I don't know wtf the Gif Roulette wheel is smoking this morning, but I am petrified.
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