Best purchases of 2020

[RoyMunson]

Is she hot?

they'll get slowly hotter as I smoke them...

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I’ll put in an instacart order. Don’t give me dented cans, either or I’ll call your manager.

Call the manager? You will probably gut him like a sturgeon

 

[moxie]

Call the manager? You will probably gut him like a sturgeon

 

[moxie]

hi moxie

how is the pooch? is she a perfect angel?

 

[ill]

I have really been racking my brain on things I bought this year and I am not sure.

just bought a Peloton but I can't say whether it was a good purchase or not...

I got a really nice non-stick frying pan from my uncle that is pretty tits.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

prepping stuff. lots of it.

when you mofos come begging me for shit when it all hits the fan, this'll be me:

Begging? More like taking. Thanks for collecting all my supplies.

 

[blindbaby]

Gotta go with the dog (although he was technically free) He was eight weeks old when we got him in February. The lady who breeds them had to move out of town on an emergency so she ended up giving all her dogs away.

This Dell gaming computer has been awesome (although I don't use it for gaming). I also picked up some great Black Friday deals on software synths.

 

[Pitman]

Bought the wife a Lexus RX350 during the lock down. Went in the dealership and found one lonely salesman and one manager, sitting there doing nothing. They were ready to deal and saved me $20,000. Now I see 3 year old models advertised for 3-5k more than I paid.

 

[ill]

Bought the wife a Lexus RX350 during the lock down. Went in the dealership and found one lonely salesman and one manager, sitting there doing nothing. They were ready to deal and saved me $20,000. Now I see 3 year old models advertised for 3-5k more than I paid.

so you had sex with the lonely men and got the cost down?

nicely done

 

[Wild Turkey]

Bought the wife a Lexus RX350 during the lock down. Went in the dealership and found one lonely salesman and one manager, sitting there doing nothing. They were ready to deal and saved me $20,000. Now I see 3 year old models advertised for 3-5k more than I paid.

You are saying you bought new and got 20k off?

 

[ill]

You are saying you bought new and got 20k off?

Pitman apparently gives great BJs

I also don't believe him

 

[Wild Turkey]

Pitman apparently gives great BJs

I also don't believe him

No fucking chance that is true.

 

[ill]

No fucking chance that is true.

the way he phrased it "saved me $20,000" makes me think he is fudging numbers a bit

that's not "knocked $20k off the ticket price" to me

 

[Me]

You guys don't believe he got 40% off a new car?

 

[Wild Turkey]

You guys don't believe he got 40% off a new car?

I mean it was on the internet so it has to be true.

 

[Pitman]

Wow, I didn’t realize I would trigger so many people, because I got a great deal on a car.

 

[Me]

Yeah..."trigger"

 

[ill]

Yeah..."trigger"

people here have a hard time differentiating between "trigger" and being mocked.

 

[Me]

people here have a hard time differentiating between "trigger" and being mocked.

I think he tried trolling, did a shitty job at it, and now thinks he "won" something.

 

[ill]

I think he tried trolling, did a shitty job at it, and now thinks he "won" something.

he lied on the internet and got called out about it, that's all.