tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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BigRedMoe said:
Bjorn the Destroyer of his own knees had his second surgery. Picked him up this morning. He is retarded on drugs right now. :heh:
And clearly in pain.:sad2:
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beardown07 said:
Damn dude. That dog's been through some shit already.
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BigRedMoe said:
He's a tough fucker. When we took him to the surgeon yesterday he was all excited to see the staff again..... he did not realize what he was in for.
SOB nearly wagged his legs out from under him when he saw Wifey and I this morning to pick him up. Tried to crawl his 110 pound ass into my lap.
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Wow. It's almost like a family member. Tough to go through.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Wow. It's almost like a family member. Tough to go through.
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Definitely. We probably care too much. But we're dog people, I guess we're just wired that way.
brad pitt dogs GIF
 
BigRedMoe said:
You need to put the corpse on a pike like we do with coyotes. Let dem beches know what the consequences are Vlad the Impaler-style.
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That's what I do with the wasps. Swat them, then put their dead body on the deck railing for all to witness.
 
huskers1217 said:
hey @moxie you like AC Slater as Colonel Sanders?? he apparently is finger lickin good

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He kinda looks like... who is that dude that did a commercial... overly tanned...

Hamilton something? George Hamilton?
 
(can you guys tell i'm trying not to use the googler so much anymore^ :pound:)
 
moxie said:
I was going to vacuum all the needles I dropped and lay out the tree skirt I washed after SOMEone pissed on it, but that someone looks too cute for words, snoozing under there rn :love:

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That's very, very cute.
I can't help but ask, though, how is it she's not housebroken, yet?
 
BigRedMoe said:
Definitely. We probably care too much. But we're dog people, I guess we're just wired that way.
brad pitt dogs GIF
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When our critters are hurtin', it's tough.
You know they're in pain, but you can't explain anything to them, and they can't explain anything to you ... all you can really do is love them.
 
i want to set every one of those kweer ass elf on shelf dolls on fire and watch your kids cry knowing that jingles died a slow painful death.
 
Camfantasy said:
i want to set every one of those kweer ass elf on shelf dolls on fire and watch your kids cry knowing that jingles died a slow painful death.
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Do you have some unresolved childhood traumas you'd like to discuss?
 
BigRedMoe said:
Do you have some unresolved childhood traumas you'd like to discuss?
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Hahahaha, I wouldn't go quite as far as Cam, but I will say, at least imo, while it could be cool for little kids, past a certain age, just ... no.

A few times last year, I listened to a friend of mine stressing out about forgetting to move the elf. All I could thinks was ... "Your. Daughter. Is. 11. If she doesn't know by now you're the one moving the fuckin' elf, you have much bigger problems than forgetting to move it."
 
Camfantasy said:
i want to set every one of those kweer ass elf on shelf dolls on fire and watch your kids cry knowing that jingles died a slow painful death.
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We've never done it with our kids, and I have never heard a word of it from them until yesterday, when my boy mentioned it on the way home from godforsaken school. He heard about it in class.😑 Still ain't getting one, and my brilliant daughter covered perfectly, by immediately telling him that we can't get one cuz our retarded dog will skullfuck it. :lol:
 
My mother in law got my kids a big, wood advent calendar, and I'd like to set that fucker ablaze...
 
BigRedMoe said:
Do you have some unresolved childhood traumas you'd like to discuss?
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Not that I know of but those things annoy me to the point of psychopathy. I want to hurt them and I want the children to know they are hurting for accepting that stupid shit.
 
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