tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Hu War Yu]

When I brought them home, I had the big guy (nearly 8ft) on the right side of the fireplace and the smaller guy (7ft) on the left. I wanted them to swap spots but my helper couldn't do it on my schedule. I was going to just deal with it, but it was bothering me. And bothering me. So I moved them. BY MYSELF!
And when I got them into position, the bigger guy started tipping quite a bit, so I had to reposition him in his stand and mess with the stand.

Totes proud a you, honey

 

[steelerssb]

@moxie moving her tree

 

[moxie]

@moxie moving her tree

And for my next trick:

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Totes proud a you, honey

STFU

 

[steelerssb]

And for my next trick:

Fuck, I need to watch them movie still

 

[PeoplesChicken]

And for my next trick:

YU need to kick HU to the curb

 

[moxie]

Fuck, I need to watch them movie still

I watched it over turkey day weekend. had nightmare before christmas running last night, as I finished putting the lights on.

 

[Hu War Yu]

STFU

YU need to kick HU to the curb

Is there a problem

 

[Hu War Yu]

That's what I thought

 

[gobigred]

Fuck, I need to watch them movie still

Noob, I dunno how you haven’t watched yet

 

[steelerssb]

Noob, I dunno how you haven’t watched yet

Fuck if I know, usually I've seen it at least twice by now. Slacking in a bad way.

Same with Christmas with the Kranks.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

That's what I thought

*exposed

 

[gobigred]

That's what I thought

You are e-tough @tabascojet

 

[steelerssb]

You are e-tough @tabascojet

 

[steelerssb]

Did @tabascojet remember to put RIP on his e-grave?

 

[Hu War Yu]

You are e-tough @tabascojet

Put a sock in it, @fordman84

 

[gobigred]

Put a sock in it, @fordman84

 

[Dolemite censored]

Duh. They are two 7 foot trees! I'm 5'3"! Das a lotta tree!

OK but what's the weight?

You, princess not the trees.

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[BigRedMoe]

Big Boss emailed me a bit ago because I was asking him about a meeting coming out of a trip he took the other day and whether he'd be able to attend it. His response:
As long as it isn't in a skiff.

So i'm thinking, "Uh... I thought you were moving to your new house, not out on a boat somewhere" and responded, "I think there’s a joke about needing a life jacket for this meeting in there!" hardy-har-har, me so clever & funny.

He responds, "No, it's an actual thing - a room specially designed for classified communications"



SCIF: Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility
(pronounced “skiff”), a U.S. Department of Defense term for a secure room. It can be a secure room or data center that guards against electronic surveillance and suppresses data leakage of sensitive security and military information. SCIFs are used to deny unauthorized personnel, such as foreign intelligence services or corporate spies, the opportunity for undetected entry into facilities for the exploitation of sensitive activities.

LOL, had Big Boss not briefed you on him having access to a SCIF? Seems like that should have been part of your orientation if you are in charge of his scheduling.