tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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LOL, had Big Boss not briefed you on him having access to a SCIF? Seems like that should have been part of your orientation if you are in charge of his scheduling.
Right? I’ve never even heard of it! And hopefully it’s not needed since the meeting is via Skype, which seems like a fairly insecure platform, especially since it’s being EOL’d. It seems like it’s gotten extra stupid lately.
 
My mother in law got my kids a big, wood advent calendar, and I'd like to set that fucker ablaze...
santa claus eating GIF
 
tj get the boot/timeout or rage quittin?
 
LOL @ Johnny Depp, writing about Amber Heard:

Among the lowlights is a text from Depp to CAA agent Christian Carino, who previously repped Heard, in which he wrote: "[Heard is] begging for total global humiliation. She's gonna get it. I'm gonna need your texts about San Francisco brother … I'm even sorry to ask … But she sucked [Elon Musk's] crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers … I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I once thought was love for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market … I'm so fucking happy she wants to fight this out!!! She will hit the wall hard!!! And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum guzzler out of my life!!! I met fucking sublime little Russian here … Which makes me realize the time I blew on that 50 cent stripper … I wouldn't touch her with a goddam glove."

 
LOL @ Johnny Depp, writing about Amber Heard:

Among the lowlights is a text from Depp to CAA agent Christian Carino, who previously repped Heard, in which he wrote: "[Heard is] begging for total global humiliation. She's gonna get it. I'm gonna need your texts about San Francisco brother … I'm even sorry to ask … But she sucked [Elon Musk's] crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers … I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I once thought was love for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market … I'm so fucking happy she wants to fight this out!!! She will hit the wall hard!!! And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum guzzler out of my life!!! I met fucking sublime little Russian here … Which makes me realize the time I blew on that 50 cent stripper … I wouldn't touch her with a goddam glove."

Daaaaang. He'd fit in perfectly here with that sassy talk!

And Elon Musk has a crooked wiener?! :pound:
 
Daaaaang. He'd fit in perfectly here with that sassy talk!

And Elon Musk has a crooked wiener?! :pound:
You'd think he would have gotten that fixed considering all the other cosmetic surgeries he's had.
 
Pretty sure Musky is going to end up being the evil billionaire from The Simpsons.
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That dumb pee head is screwing up my plans to buy affordable property in tejas!! Austin is SCA-WREWED!!
 
LOL @ Johnny Depp, writing about Amber Heard:

Among the lowlights is a text from Depp to CAA agent Christian Carino, who previously repped Heard, in which he wrote: "[Heard is] begging for total global humiliation. She's gonna get it. I'm gonna need your texts about San Francisco brother … I'm even sorry to ask … But she sucked [Elon Musk's] crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers … I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I once thought was love for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market … I'm so fucking happy she wants to fight this out!!! She will hit the wall hard!!! And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum guzzler out of my life!!! I met fucking sublime little Russian here … Which makes me realize the time I blew on that 50 cent stripper … I wouldn't touch her with a goddam glove."

"flappy"?
 
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