Phrases that Trigger People

[White Knight]

 

[blindbaby]

Mandatory vaccine.

 

[rmilia1]

calling people "faggot" usually elicits a response.

Only from faggots though

 

[broncosmitty]

Per my last email

And.... delete.

 

[blindbaby]

Nickleback

 

[stakesarehigh]

When a woman clearly wants your attention so you inquire & she says
"oh Nothing" (or "nevermind")

For my wife if she replies

"Its fine"

This means I should probably sleep with one eye open

 

[fordman84]

Per my last email

Oh jesus, or "Just circling back on this..."

 

[packerzrule]

No one said Fuck You yet so................................

 

[fordman84]

No one said Fuck You yet so................................

I don't get triggered by that. Someone tells me "fuck you" it means I have bested them.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Ooooohooohooo!! You want me to CALM DOWN?!!

"JUST calm down"

 

[wings-pens2166]

Oh jesus, or "Just circling back on this..."

closely related to "let's put a pin in that"

 

[Gatorchip]

I really liked the last season of GoT

 

[BigRedMoe]

I really liked the last season of GoT

 

[fordman84]

"I've been doing some soul searching..."

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Allow me to introduce your next head football coach: Bill O'Brien!

 

[fordman84]

DALLAS!
STARS!

DALLAS!
STARS!

 

[huskers1217]

Allow me to introduce your next GM: Bill O'Brien!

fify

 

[huskers1217]

DALLAS!
STARS!

DALLAS!
STARS!

my wife is crazy about the STARS. first time i went to a game during the national anthem she about blew my ear drums screaming stars

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

"It wasn't a real season so it's not a real World Series win" gets Dodgers Twitter bent out of shape.

 

[huskers1217]

just the tip