Going through the motions Monday

RubinRock said:
I mean we agree they're being inconsiderate. But she lives with me, theres no quarantining from her.


Honestly, my biggest qualm is, who the fucks schedules a wedding the week before Christmas (covid or not)? People are already having to take time off from work and travel around then.
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Tell them you have the Corona.
 
ill said:
what other kind of snowboarding is there if not downhill?
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in N Dakota its flat land skiing

You get on a board and a tractor pulls you
 
douggie said:
Same issue here. My Mom is 80. I need to get her a manicure/pedicure gift certificate. Women love that shit. I bought her some tennis shoes to walk in since she goes to the track and walks, depending on the weather. And maybe a house coat monogrammed with some bedroom slippers, etc. That's what I'm looking at doing, I guess.
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My dad is going to be 80 shortly after Christmas.
 
RubinRock said:
Honestly, my biggest qualm is, who the fucks schedules a wedding the week before Christmas (covid or not)? People are already having to take time off from work and travel around then.
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ill said:
but seriously, that is a really shitty time to have a wedding of any size.
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I think I've mentioned this before, but I once had to go to a wedding on New Year's Eve. As if that's not bad enough, when we arrived, I learned that it was a dry wedding... Thankfully, I had my standard wedding issue flask in my pocket, but that was barely enough to tide me over until we were able to leave.

Iced tea with dinner on NYE. Motherfuck that right in the ass.
 
PeoplesChicken said:
So you are not buying the global warming conspiracy
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Alexandria Ocasio Cortez I Dont Think So GIF by swerk
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I think I've mentioned this before, but I once had to go to a wedding on New Year's Eve. As if that's not bad enough, when we arrived, I learned that it was a dry wedding... Thankfully, I had my standard wedding issue flask in my pocket, but that was barely enough to tide me over until we were able to leave.

Iced tea with dinner on NYE. Motherfuck that right in the ass.
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WTF....
The only NYE wedding I went to, I left around 8 to head back to Columbus.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I think I've mentioned this before, but I once had to go to a wedding on New Year's Eve. As if that's not bad enough, when we arrived, I learned that it was a dry wedding... Thankfully, I had my standard wedding issue flask in my pocket, but that was barely enough to tide me over until we were able to leave.

Iced tea with dinner on NYE. Motherfuck that right in the ass.
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Well I didn't appreciate those cheap ass steak knives. They even had your name monogrammed on them

#regift
 
gobucks0409 said:
No breakfast either!
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They did something better than bags, worse than a good red state buffet.

They had a bunch of random shit on a table. Yogurts and pastries and eggs in bags and shit.

Mostly gluten.

They kept the Apple Juice and OJ on blue state lockdown. Pissening.
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Well I didn't appreciate those cheap ass steak knives. They even had your name monogrammed on them

#regift
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lol

regifting a monogrammed set of knives
 
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