Favorite words from a woman

"only if you promise not to Cum in my mouth."

Sure baby.... I promise....
 
"I'm back from the colonic clinic". . .
 
“I’m not late this month”
 
Haven't heard my favorite words since before kids, especially after number 2, so I've forgot them. Now if I get "it's Friday night/weekend and I'm going to take a shower and shave my legs", then I've got a 25% chance of getting laid. The other 75% of the time she falls asleep, a kid has a bad dream and needs to "snuggle", or I say something completely vanilla that is taken a way only a wife can take it wrong.
 
Cobrabit said:
Haven't heard my favorite words since before kids, especially after number 2, so I've forgot them. Now if I get "it's Friday night/weekend and I'm going to take a shower and shave my legs", then I've got a 25% chance of getting laid. The other 75% of the time she falls asleep, a kid has a bad dream and needs to "snuggle", or I say something completely vanilla that is taken a way only a wife can take it wrong.
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At my age, when the wife says she is not in the mood I say, "Thank you".
 
batchaps4me said:
At my age, when the wife says she is not in the mood I say, "Thank you".
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I think I'm in that transition zone now. However, that could just be the vast number of times that she's said that compared to the few times I've thought the same thing melding.
 
"dont worry. I dont have a gag reflex"
 
"I am cooking dinner. Would you like a ribeye and potatoes?"
 
“Whip your dick out. I’d like to suck it.”
 
Wow... we aren't just objects.
 
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