Alternative Monday Morning

Some of the faggots on here are probably panicking. They are probably thinking they’ll have to screw a woman today.
 
we can try to redirect it to morning thread stuff, but I doubt it will get anywhere.
We've got a bunch of shit to wrap over the next few days. Fortunately, I'm done assembling things with the exception of a giant tent for the family that we'll set up Christmas Eve.

I think I woke up early to work out for the last time this year. I'll probably get a few more workouts in, but I won't be waking up in the 4 o'clock hour to do so.
 
We've got a bunch of shit to wrap over the next few days. Fortunately, I'm done assembling things with the exception of a giant tent for the family that we'll set up Christmas Eve.

I think I woke up early to work out for the last time this year. I'll probably get a few more workouts in, but I won't be waking up in the 4 o'clock hour to do so.
I guess wrapping is going to happen tonight for me as well...

I decided I am going to mail the wooden penis bottle opener I got stuck with in last year's white elephant to someone since we aren't doing the white elephant this year. He is going to get a kick out of opening that on Christmas morning.

I still want to bake cookies though and have to do a repair on some dry wall that...but that might be a job for Wednesday when I am off from work.
 
I guess wrapping is going to happen tonight for me as well...

I decided I am going to mail the wooden penis bottle opener I got stuck with in last year's white elephant to someone since we aren't doing the white elephant this year. He is going to get a kick out of opening that on Christmas morning.

I still want to bake cookies though and have to do a repair on some dry wall that...but that might be a job for Wednesday when I am off from work.
Finished the cookie baking on Saturday. My older sister and my daughter baked sugar cookies together, which was nice. 2020 is weird AF, but this was the first time that my older sister and my daughter were able to "bake together".
 
Finished the cookie baking on Saturday. My older sister and my daughter baked sugar cookies together, which was nice. 2020 is weird AF, but this was the first time that my older sister and my daughter were able to "bake together".
I have everything I need except I couldn't find food coloring or christmas colored sprinkles anywhere...that was kind of annoying.
 
I have everything I need except I couldn't find food coloring or christmas colored sprinkles anywhere...that was kind of annoying.
Suggestion:

One of the toppings we have is supposed to be candy cane, guessing it's just ground up candy canes. Buy a box of candy canes and grind them up in a food processor.
 
Suggestion:

One of the toppings we have is supposed to be candy cane, guessing it's just ground up candy canes. Buy a box of candy canes and grind them up in a food processor.
that would be weird on ricotta cookies
 
Too bad you're banned there.

And that's why @fknhippie stays there.
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