Alternative Monday Morning

Fish said:
It was nice of you to come over to sportshoopla and let us know in our morning thread how much hooplanation sucks in your opinion.

I'm sure @HammerDown appreciates it.
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oh cool someone made a AlaskaGuy "I'm a rat" alt!

oh wait, no...it's just Fish.
 
Space Anus said:
May I ask what your "thing" is? Is it playing the straight man for everyone?
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We don't choose our orientation or gender. God does that. Come on out @ill, you are safe here.
 
ill said:
oh cool someone made a AlaskaGuy "I'm a rat" alt!

oh wait, no...it's just Fish.
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That really hurts coming from the biggest snitch on this or any other site.
 
Fish said:
That really hurts coming from the biggest snitch on this or any other site.
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doesn't even make sense.

how many white russians deep are you?
 
ill said:
doesn't even make sense.

how many white russians deep are you?
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Lots of things make no sense to you, it's because you're stupid.

Also you have exactly zero self awareness.
 
kobesgame said:
21 pages by lunchtime. Fuck. Presumably all people talking back and forth to themselves.

And I thought I was a pro at wasting time.
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Credit given, although we're not getting payed $300 an hour for it.
 
Fish said:
Lots of things make no sense to you, it's because you're stupid.

Also you have exactly zero self awareness.
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Aj Styles Reaction GIF by WWE
 
Fish said:
Credit given, although we're not getting payed $300 an hour for it.
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$335, but I don't get paid for the wasting time. Only the productive minutes.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
DAY.

Free. Alt. DAY.
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I wish I had the ambition.

I would have been Assachusetts Rocketman.

Talked about my meetings with Elon and flying to his private island.

Told about banging overweight unattractive broads and posted their pics.
 
Weekend was good. Spent most of Friday, Saturday, Sunday working. Trying to get as much wrapped up as possible by Wednesday because the kids don't have school or daycare from 12/23 until 1/4.

Couple pretty good meals this weekend. Gnocchi one night and braised short ribs last night. Need to figure out my meals for the rest of the week so I can go shopping tonight.
 
Fish said:
I wish I had the ambition.

I would have been Assachusetts Rocketman.

Talked about my meetings with Elon and flying to his private island.

Told about banging overweight unattractive broads and posted their pics.
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Samesies.

Never alted for the lulz or to get around a ban or anything.

Found it weird even when MadNova would do it.
 
Went to Target last night to finish up Christmas shopping for the kids. Got some giftcards for teachers and others. Credit card company declined the transaction as "possible fraud." Called them and they authorized the transaction. Rang everything up again and it came back saying "too many attempts."

Had to ditch my cart and go get cash and come back. Fucking embarrassing....and time consuming.
 
Fish said:
I wish I had the ambition.

I would have been Assachusetts Rocketman.

Talked about my meetings with Elon and flying to his private island.

Told about banging overweight unattractive broads and posted their pics.
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The mental energy of moving between accounts is exhausting just thinking about it.
 
Fish said:
I wish I had the ambition.

I would have been Assachusetts Rocketman.

Talked about my meetings with Elon and flying to his private island.

Told about banging overweight unattractive broads and posted their pics.
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Another tribute.

You guys love you some tributes.
 
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