Do you have a rap sheet?

[MrWallacesAnusloverZooky]

Are you married? Kids? Do you have anyone in your life besides internet friends? I'm just curious how such an oddity came to exist.

I dunno but I know he likes a good sausage

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I dunno but I know he likes a good sausage

Imma' guess he likes 'em while on the bottom?

 

[Handicappers]

I’m a guess juice is never on bottom in fear of a smothered suffocating death

 

[Jean]

I was fined for squatting to pee in a parking lot after drinking a few too many mimosas. It was quite embarrassing.

 

[Handicappers]

I was fined for squatting to pee in a parking lot after drinking a few too many mimosas. It was quite embarrassing.

How was the surgery?

 

[Jean]

How was the surgery?

That was pre op practice. Standing to pee with a dress on would have been unsightly.

My appointment is in a few hours. Doctor says I can wear a ladies g-string, without pain, in 3 months time.

 

[Tomhusker]

So you were an orphan?

Not until I was in my 50's.

 

[Handicappers]

That was pre op practice. Standing to pee with a dress on would have been unsightly.

My appointment is in a few hours. Doctor says I can wear a ladies g-string, without pain, in 3 months time.

Is this a medical doctor that told you that?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I’ve spent one night in jail for having alcohol as a minor(18).

I was taken to jail, but was never booked for a fight. What kind of dogooder calls the cops for two willing participants fighting? I think I was 20 when that happened

Sodomy is still a crime though

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I’m a guess juice is never on bottom in fear of a smothered suffocating death

 

[TechRaiderRider]

squatting to pee in a parking lot after drinking a few too many mimosas.

 

[ojb81]

I was fined for squatting to pee in a parking lot after drinking a few too many mimosas. It was quite embarrassing.

here, have a cheeseburger to cork up that sloppy pee-hole a'yours

 

[Handicappers]

Did Jean survive the surgery?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Some small shit,

Possession of alcohol by a minor - this was prom night my junior year. They took my ass to jail for it too. No pussy that night. Couldn’t believe it. Then they called my fucking mom. Cop was a dick.

Disorderly conduct - 21 year old at a street festival with a good buzz. Tripped and fell. The nice lady that helped me up turned out to be an undercover ABC officer and a bitch. Got cuffed and hauled off for that one too.

Then had two other drinking related offenses. Both of which led to a trip to county jail.

Have had the cops called on me a few times for shooting guns. I live out in the country but my neighbors, a half mile away, think it’s too close for comfort. Nothing has ever come from those calls. Everytime the cops come out, we end up sitting around talking about guns and ammo. Hell, one of them even took us up on an invite to our oyster roast. They’ve been cool every time.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Nope. I’m a model citizen.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Did Jean survive the surgery?

Nope

 

[PackJason]

The only thing I have is a disorderly conduct because I broke some punk's collarbone when I was 17.

I was hanging out at a park with some friends when this wannabe gangbanger and his friends walked up and told us to get off of "their" picnic table. I told them to fuck off and the punk got in my face so I grabbed him by the shirt and whipped him to the ground. He landed weird and broke his shitty clavicle.

Someone must have called the cops earlier because they showed up about 2 minutes after it happened and the punk and his pussy friends said I started it. It was only like a 50 dollar fine and I didn't have to pay for his hospital bills. Money well spent. My dad wasn't even mad that he had to pick me up from the station.