Jason's Deli - Now Hiring!

[blindbaby]

Its never needed.

True, unless said input is being used to torment the silly fuck.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

True, unless said input is being used to torment the

Can you torment that which is impervious to self awareness, and accountability?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

So it's obvious that we have some carryover beef from tOldHoop that's found its way into hNation™ that needs to be dealt with. What better way than to lock the offenders in a Jason's Deli thread for them to battle it out? No need to permaban anyone or move threads to a proverbial Toilet Bowl, just put the two (or more) miscreants in a nice, cozy thread until they can come to an understanding (48 hour minimum). Not only will it confine their trolling/spamming/disruptions to a single spot, it allows us to go to that single spot and watch them... work things out or whatever

@HammerDown Thoughts?

Winner again

 

[broncosmitty]

Throw a loose, poorly parented, Cincinnati youth in a pit with them.


See which one America cares about more.


This shit ain't over assholes, elephants aren't the only motherfuckers with a memory.

 

[broncosmitty]

Dicks were never in to begin with...

 

[Handicappers]

You are correct, sir. Though I've forgotten who the other challenger was.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Your mom?

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Wasn’t he the one who had the blue car as an avi?

I think there was something about the car that was bogus and he took a lot of shit for it. Can’t remember exactly what it was or who called him out on it.

Yeah it was me...


Mustang....6 cylinder. You could tell from the shape of the lower grille.

 

[dbldwn711]

Dealing with two idiots really. Both have no life and one is a hard right wing guy that isn't open to even a hint Trump could be wrong about anything. The other is a proven troll that has jumped on the anti-Trump bandwagon for the most part because AG is on it. One posts constant shit, the other doesn't really have an opinion, but chases the other around in a seriously creepy way. Not a fan of AG by any means, mostly his approach and some shit he has said in the past that no one that has raised a daughter wants to hear. He starts a ton of tilted threads but stalks no one. Handi...makes you laugh once a month, cringe the other 900 stalking posts. Bottom line....just cruise by most posts their avi is in front of.

comparing AG and Handi as people and coming to the conclusion that they are about the same isn’t a good look for you. Handi may post “shit” as you say but he doesn’t post about how he has hit woman in the past and enjoys having sex with young girls. He doesn’t make sexist and quasi racist posts like AG does. No... what he does is calls that guy out on that type of bullshit. You call that “following around”. I call it him just calling him out on it.

 

[BoiseMike19]

comparing AG and Handi as people and coming to the conclusion that they are about the same isn’t a good look for you. Handi may post “shit” as you say but he doesn’t post about how he has hit woman in the past and enjoys having sex with young girls. He doesn’t make sexist and quasi racist posts like AG does. No... what he does is calls that guy out on that type of bullshit. You call that “following around”. I call it him just calling him out on it.

Cool, I guess.

 

[Jeep99tj]

Yeah it was me...


Mustang....6 cylinder. You could tell from the shape of the lower grille.

There was something about the shadow as well. And I thought it was you but couldn’t remember for sure.

 

[BoiseMike19]

Who would you trust, to pull your wife, and/or daughter, out of a flood zone? Ag, or handi? Think about your answer

God I hope I'm never in that situation. If I got a 15 year old daughter....Handi all day long. If my wife was in this scenario...regardless of who of the two is there she takes charge. She will submit to reason, but calls bullshit out like a champ.

 

[Handicappers]

God I hope I'm never in that situation. If I got a 15 year old daughter....Handi all day long. If my wife was in this scenario...regardless of who of the two is there she takes charge. She will submit to reason, but calls bullshit out like a champ.

A flood situation is hardly "bullshit". Even I can't fake that.

 

[HammerDown]

Easing toward lockdowns in Jason's Deli parking lot, @trojanfan12 is going to help me ban posters from replying to threads as soon as petty conflicts start up.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Easing toward lockdowns in Jason's Deli parking lot, @trojanfan12 is going to help me ban posters from replying to threads as soon as petty conflicts start up.

So, I assume he'll be moving to full time then? Are there benefits? How do I apply?

 

[Wild Turkey]

i need to find the history on this jason's jelly shit

Ok this probably should be explained.

It all started years ago on CBS when @Handicappers got this poster so wound up he wanted to meet Handi and have a face to face. Handi lead him on and they agreed to meet at a Jason’s deli and the idiot not only showed up but started posting to call out Handi for not showing up.

The Octagon of Pain was just Handi trying to be funny saying he would fight people there.

So basically the big joke has become let’s meet at Jason’s Deli in the Octagon of pain.

The beauty is if you are inside the joke then it’s immediately funny but if you are outside it is confusing as hell. Which makes it even funnier.

That’s it in a nutshell and I’m sure everyone remembers it a little different but end result is the same.

 

[Tin Man]

Jason's Deli is for flabby white people who can't throw a punch. Waffle House gets real.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Ok this probably should be explained.

It all started years ago on CBS when @Handicappers got this poster so wound up he wanted to meet Handi and have a face to face. Handi lead him on and they agreed to meet at a Jason’s deli and the idiot not only showed up but started posting to call out Handi for not showing up.

The Octagon of Pain was just Handi trying to be funny saying he would fight people there.

So basically the big joke has become let’s meet at Jason’s Deli in the Octagon of pain.

The beauty is if you are inside the joke then it’s immediately funny but if you are outside it is confusing as hell. Which makes it even funnier.

That’s it in a nutshell and I’m sure everyone remembers it a little different but end result is the same.

You left out the part about @Handicappers Chai Tea skills.

I could be misremembering, but I want to say it was Toxic and Raven who didn't realize Chai Tea was, well, tea, not a martial art.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Easing toward lockdowns in Jason's Deli parking lot, @trojanfan12 is going to help me ban posters from replying to threads as soon as petty conflicts start up.

Wait.
Please tell me that on this site the equivalent of the Toilet Bowl/Penalty Box is going to be called "The Jason's Deli Parking Lot!!!"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You left out the part about @Handicappers Chai Tea skills.

I could be misremembering, but I want to say it was Toxic and Raven who didn't realize Chai Tea was, well, tea, not a martial art.