tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Skerpokes]

Never good when you see a musician trending on the twitter.com. I saw Eddie Vedder trending and thought fuck you, 2020 not Eddie.

Turns out he's 56 today.

 

[Inquisitor]

Never good when you see a musician trending on the twitter.com. I saw Eddie Vedder trending and thought fuck you, 2020 not Eddie.

Turns out he's 56 today.

We got just over a week left in this shitty year.

But come January, it's not going to be as if a switch was flipped.

Still going to take a while for things to get better.

 

[williewilliejuan]

We got just over a week left in this shitty year.

But come January, it's not going to be as if a switch was flipped.

Still going to take a while for things to get better.

Just like syphilis.

 

[Inquisitor]

Just like syphilis.

And unlike that, I didn't do anything fun to get it.

 

[gobigred]

Still off work

Just like the last 10 years ?

 

[Camfantasy]

dill pickle flavored beef jerkey?

 

[Mofo]

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Sol forgot to order his Chipotle “non-spicy” again?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Its the second "I LOVE IT!!" where she also stamps her little feet that irritates the living fuck out of me.

And the guy just wusses out.

What I would have said:

"I know you love it, but that's mine. Here's the key fob for the other car."

 

[Inquisitor]

What I would have said:

"I know you love it, but that's mine. Here's the key fob for the other car."

Like you could afford to buy 2 cars at once as Christmas presents.

#notyourcolorprivilege

 

[Dolemite censored]

Don't fng tell me what to do.
Or, actually, go right ahead and tell me what to do.
I love it when guys tell me what to do, although not as much as I love laughing at them for thinking I will pay them any mind.

What if I saw an errant frisbee coming for your head and say, "duck!" ?

I can see you scoffing, then getting knocked in the head.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Like you could afford to buy 2 cars at once as Christmas presents.

#notyourcolorprivilege

Racist, wow, fuck.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Like you could afford to buy 2 cars at once as Christmas presents.

I can afford 2 cars but wouldn't spend the money because I already have two, let alone buying then giving one as a "present"

Fukdatshit.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

sumbuddy jus askin for a spankin.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Flirt with me, Cali cat, I'm way less creepy than Craig!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

What is it with you two? Just scissor and get it over with already?!

I think they are both kind of old. Those scissors are probably rusty.

Definitely feelin' kinda old this morning.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Flirt with me, Cali cat, I'm way less creepy than Craig!

Post dumb shit to me, and I'd be happy to post a facepalm in response.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Post dumb shit to me, and I'd be happy to post a facepalm in response.

Ooh, you tease you!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Something tells me @Win TWINS!!! is pulling another disappearing act.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Got a hummingbird feeder hanging on a tree outside my home office window. Filled it with my special water/sugar mix.

There are 3-4 hummingbirds that fight each other off to get to the nectar. I am entertained.

Some migrate, these obviously do not.

 

[craigk217]

Flirt with me, Cali cat, I'm way less creepy than Craig!