tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Dammit!
I can no longer scoff at people for making flat bread, since I just made some, it was really simple and tasty, and I'll be making it, again.
I have some dough left from this batch.
I think I'm gonna stuff with some feta and see how that turns out.
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I figure the inventor of flatbread was a total screwup.

He couldn't get the dough to rise so...he invented flatbread!
 
Camfantasy said:
Lol that second time I thought I died. I was walking one second and on the ground flopping like a fucking fish the next. I got up looking like who did it and why.
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Took the kids sledding yesterday and my dumbass made the mistake of "snowboarding" down the hill successfully, which prompted a second attempt which wasn't as successful. Like 3 inches of snow maybe, so basically just the ground. Lol. It felt like it damaged my soul.
 
beardown07 said:
Took the kids sledding yesterday and my dumbass made the mistake of "snowboarding" down the hill successfully, which prompted a second attempt which wasn't as successful. Like 3 inches of snow maybe, so basically just the ground. Lol. It felt like it damaged my soul.
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Lol I was walking on a steep asphalt hill the first time and fell directly onto my left knee (from that picture). I saw that one coming and almost saved myself.

But that second time I was walking in the parking lot and just straight up didn't see it at all. I thought it had all melted. I hit that spot and don't even remember how I fell or what I fell on or anything. Just upright one minute and rolling around on the ground the next lulz
 
Best birthday entrance

 
Camfantasy said:
Lol I was walking on a steep asphalt hill the first time and fell directly onto my left knee (from that picture). I saw that one coming and almost saved myself.

But that second time I was walking in the parking lot and just straight up didn't see it at all. I thought it had all melted. I hit that spot and don't even remember how I fell or what I fell on or anything. Just upright one minute and rolling around on the ground the next lulz
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winter fail GIF
 
Camfantasy said:
Lol I was walking on a steep asphalt hill the first time and fell directly onto my left knee (from that picture). I saw that one coming and almost saved myself.

But that second time I was walking in the parking lot and just straight up didn't see it at all. I thought it had all melted. I hit that spot and don't even remember how I fell or what I fell on or anything. Just upright one minute and rolling around on the ground the next lulz
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I was going to hardcore make fun of you as a southerner not being able to handle ice.... I pulled a groin walking into work today. Almost bit it but caught myself. I'll be feeling this all week. :facepalm: :pound:
 
BigRedMoe said:
I was going to hardcore make fun of you as a southerner not being able to handle ice.... I pulled a groin walking into work today. Almost bit it but caught myself. I'll be feeling this all week. :facepalm: :pound:
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You shouldn't walk and masturbate at the same time.
 
Camfantasy said:
I thought someone would make fun of my ghostly white legs. Lol


I don't wear shorts so them bitches haven't seen sunlight since the bush administration.
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Wait, wut? Isn't hot af down there? Even in the summer?


That's weird bruh. It's 23 here right now, and I have shorts on. LOL.


The idea of wearing pants at home is foreign af to me??
 
Lots of snow across Nebraska. I had about 4 inches

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Camfantasy said:
I thought someone would make fun of my ghostly white legs. Lol


I don't wear shorts so them bitches haven't seen sunlight since the bush administration.
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Wtf. I have no idea how you don’t wear shorts.
 
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