tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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beardown07 said:
@Win TWINS!!! either had an election-induced heart attack in Mexico, or he had a pregnant daughter-induced heart attack while in Mexico.

@moxie either got pregnant on election night in Mexico, or her faggy dog got impregnated by a squirrel.....while in Mexico.
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BigRedMoe said:
My Wife went and bought all of our cards for the YEAR. Birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, etc. Good for her, I'd just send everybody a text. :noidea:
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Went to the drug store about 4 days before Christmas to get a last minute gift card, and they were already out of holiday cards. The lady was putting out the Valentine's ones
 
Hu War Yu said:
Went to the drug store about 4 days before Christmas to get a last minute gift card, and they were already out of holiday cards. The lady was putting out the Valentine's ones
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She always does those custom photo cards for our Christmas cards. Usually a photo we take on Thanksgiving then have them printed out at the WallyGreens.
 
BigRedMoe said:
She always does those custom photo cards for our Christmas cards. Usually a photo we take on Thanksgiving then have them printed out at the WallyGreens.
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We do ours at staples. This year my idea was to take a screen shot of us all on a zoom call
 
Hu War Yu said:
Went to the drug store about 4 days before Christmas to get a last minute gift card, and they were already out of holiday cards. The lady was putting out the Valentine's ones
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yeah. That’s some bullshit.

in the old days you used to be able to get a bunch of Christmas shit 50% off the day after Christmas. I went to Home Depot a week before Christmas and they had already moved the Christmas stuff to a small tiny area and started putting on the garden shit
 
huskers1217 said:
yeah. That’s some bullshit.

in the old days you used to be able to get a bunch of Christmas shit 50% off the day after Christmas. I went to Home Depot a week before Christmas and they had already moved the Christmas stuff to a small tiny area and started putting on the garden shit
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That reminds me, I need to hit up my HD and other hardware stores to see what X-Mas decorations are on sale. I try to add one significant piece outside every year.
 
Fuckkkkkk

Friend posted front page of the Lincoln journal on Facebook because of the dumbass costumes for zoom calls.

It’s how I found out Bootle isn’t coming vack
 
@Camfantasy


Are you a witch? I totally fucking slipped and fell last nite. In my fucking house!? I got these new shitty slippers for xmas (I have really nice sorels, but was trying to be nice en sech) These fuckers have cheap hard assed plastic soles... I wore em' outside to pee the faggot dog, came in, took one step on the hardwoods, and fucking dropped like a bag of hammers. I landed on our new cordless vacuum that had yet to be put away from xmas. I was already hobbling from Sunday sledding. I am barely moving today.😣
 
beardown07 said:
@Camfantasy


Are you a witch? I totally fucking slipped and fell last nite. In my fucking house!? I got these new shitty slippers for xmas (I have really nice sorels, but was trying to be nice en sech) These fuckers have cheap hard assed plastic soles... I wore em' outside to pee the faggot dog, came in, took one step on the hardwoods, and fucking dropped like a bag of hammers. I landed on our new cordless vacuum that had yet to be put away from xmas. I was already hobbling from Sunday sledding. I am barely moving today.😣
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Very funny. Hope you weren't hurt too bad.
 
huskers1217 said:
Fuckkkkkk

Friend posted front page of the Lincoln journal on Facebook because of the dumbass costumes for zoom calls.

It’s how I found out Bootle isn’t coming vack
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Crap. Is he declaring or transferring?
 
beardown07 said:
@Camfantasy


Are you a witch? I totally fucking slipped and fell last nite. In my fucking house!? I got these new shitty slippers for xmas (I have really nice sorels, but was trying to be nice en sech) These fuckers have cheap hard assed plastic soles... I wore em' outside to pee the faggot dog, came in, took one step on the hardwoods, and fucking dropped like a bag of hammers. I landed on our new cordless vacuum that had yet to be put away from xmas. I was already hobbling from Sunday sledding. I am barely moving today.😣
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Break the vac?
 
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