Back to work 2021 edition

[Bender]

...you learn the name of the baby.

names are pretty useful information.

and no one is going to respond to the parents' faces with "What a dumb name!" or "What a creative name!"

helped my friend avoid giving away their newborn to rumpelstiltskin

 

[ill]

Once told I like to start throwing out the names the kids at school will taunt them with. Gives them something to think about, win for everyone.

friend of mine had a kid last year.

named him Bodie Jack

I like the name.

but I call him BoJack

 

[ill]

No joke.

My buddy once asked me about what I thought about naming his daughter "April May".

Uh....

nothing wrong with a little brainstorming

 

[kobesgame]

Pregnant women are dealing with hormonal issues. There is no logic a man can understand. Let her direct the conversation.

It isn’t just hormones...it changes the way you have to think about everything. And trying to navigate how it affects work is stressful as fuck. “Can I take that new client? Will I be set back? Am I going to lose income gain or seniority?”

But I agree...let her direct the conversation.

 

[kobesgame]

I mean, we're talking about someone else's broad.

Imagine that A. You're talking to a broad who you're not putting your weenus in (why do this?) and B. That you're asking a question like "what are you naming your baby?" as a man (why do this?)

This doesn't seem like a fun scenario.

Real shocker you don’t talk to women.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Real shocker you don’t talk to women.

Hair.
Makeup.
Tampons.
Other peoples lives.


Yea, it's a smorgasbord of shit that I'd love talking about.

 

[ill]

Real shocker you don’t talk to women.

you aren't allowed to talk to women you aren't sticking your dick into is something I learned today...

 

[ill]

Hair.
Makeup.
Tampons.
Other peoples lives.


Yea, it's a smorgasbord of shit that I'd love talking about.

man, it's like they live in an entirely different world and can't talk about anything BUT women stuff...

for fucks sake man, you need help.

 

[kobesgame]

Hair.
Makeup.
Tampons.
Other peoples lives.


Yea, it's a smorgasbord of shit that I'd love talking about.

Not today. Not today.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Not today. Not today.

 

[Me]

Hair.
Makeup.
Tampons.
Other peoples lives.


Yea, it's a smorgasbord of shit that I'd love talking about.

Laundry
cleaning

 

[redseat]

My SIL is in in-patient treatment after a suicide attempt a few weeks ago. My nephew has been passed around the family as they try to figure out everything. So I’m holding off for a bit.

Very sorry to hear.. Best of luck with everything!

 

[redseat]

Let's not make the thread dark again...

Sorry

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Laundry
cleaning

Yea.

Now picture talking about all this shit and NOT spraying at the broad.

What. The. Fuck.

 

[ill]

Yea.

Now picture talking about all this shit and NOT spraying at the broad.

What. The. Fuck.

you are hopeless.

 

[RubinRock]

ooh @gobucks0409. Have you watched any of the new letterkenny? Only seen the first ep, and without any spoilers, the cold open on it was probably the best one yet.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Had a nice time in Kentucky. Looking forward to next Monday

Browns won

Best football weekend in a long time

 

[Bender]

No joke.

My buddy once asked me about what I thought about naming his daughter "April May".

Uh....

someone must have asked him once and he panicked and a calendar was the first thing he saw and he committed to it.

 

[stakesarehigh]

ooh @gobucks0409. Have you watched any of the new letterkenny? Only seen the first ep, and without any spoilers, the cold open on it was probably the best one yet.

Dumb show is dumb

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

ooh @gobucks0409. Have you watched any of the new letterkenny? Only seen the first ep, and without any spoilers, the cold open on it was probably the best one yet.

First episode was pretty shit.

Coach's lines in the beer league skits in the next episode(I think it was episode 2...) are gold as fuck as usual.