tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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BigRedMoe said:
We bought new beds last January (Tempurpedic for us) and they came with free mattress protectors. Damn things are breathable but waterproof. Maybe 3rd day we had the bed(s) and our dog barfs all over the expensive ass Tempurpedic. No liquid made it to the mattress. 10/10 would recommend.... not the barf part though
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Yeah, because of the mattress protector, it was no big deal. Had the puke been able to soak through to the mattress, I would have been really bummed.

Peter Gozintite said:
I was out in the yard, with a bucket of hot bleach water, rubber gloves, and the wife's tooth brush. Had to dismantle the whole thing and clean it out. If I was rich, I would just bought another one. Actually, I would have just had a maid, and there would have been no vac. Fuck I'm glutton for punishment sometimes.
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Was it Axel?
I just saw a video of a German Shepherd the other day that made me think of Axel.
 
BigRedMoe said:
We bought new beds last January (Tempurpedic for us) and they came with free mattress protectors. Damn things are breathable but waterproof. Maybe 3rd day we had the bed(s) and our dog barfs all over the expensive ass Tempurpedic. No liquid made it to the mattress. 10/10 would recommend.... not the barf part though
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I'd recommend not having a dog
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Yeah, because of the mattress protector, it was no big deal. Had the puke been able to soak through to the mattress, I would have been really bummed.



Was it Axel?
I just saw a video of a German Shepherd the other day that made me think of Axel.
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Yeah it was that dopey fuck! He never even tried to wake us up. The god damn dog can open the fucking door, but I have to lock it at night, cause he wont close it. If I don't lock the back door, I wake up to 200 degrees upstairs, and a freezer down, cause the door will be open all night. I should have put in a dog door years ago, but the way the house is configured, there isnt really a good place.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Yeah it was that dopey fuck! He never even tried to wake us up. The god damn dog can open the fucking door, but I have to lock it at night, cause he wont close it. If I don't lock the back door, I wake up to 200 degrees upstairs, and a freezer down, cause the door will be open all night. I should have put in a dog door years ago, but the way the house is configured, there isnt really a good place.
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It's at least as much the Roomba's fault as it is the sweet door-openin' (but not closin' ... hahahahahahaha) pups. Had it not been for the bad, bad Roomba, the shit would have been limited to wherever Axel deposited it.

Peter Gozintite said:
After this fiasco, I told my wife anytime the thought of another roomba enters her mind," REMEMBER THIS DAY!"
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Fixed!

teehee
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
It's at least as much the Roomba's fault as it is the sweet door-openin' (but not closin' ... hahahahahahaha) pups. Had it not been for the bad, bad Roomba, the shit would have been limited to wherever Axel deposited it.



Fixed!

teehee
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