tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Peter Gozintite]

Pit Bulls can be some big ass dogs.

I would love to beat that bitch to death.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

 

[Dolemite censored]

Why do I need to relax?

You seemed disappointed by one of his first shows.

 

[Mofo]

This speaks for itself.

Mom ‘who had sex with pitbull then hanged her kids’ wants searches hidden

A MOM who allegedly had sex with a pitbull then hanged her kids wants her searches hidden after reportedly Googling “I almost got away with it.” Attorneys for Lisa Snyder, 37, admitted …

www.the-sun.com

Damn. Would've bet money on Florida or Ohio.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Uh, oh.

Hey @moxie

Hot Pockets recalled over potential glass and plastic contamination

Nestlé Prepared Foods is recalling certain pepperoni Hot Pockets over concerns they may be contaminated with pieces of glass and hard plastic.

www.cnn.com

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I don't know why it escaped my mind for so long, and I don't know what brought back to mind, but ...

I made cinnamon toast this morning, and it was so damn good.
I'm sure I think it's even tastier than it actually is, 'cause it reminds me of my mama who used to make it for me as a kid.

 

[Camfantasy]

I don't know why it escaped my mind for so long, and I don't know what brought back to mind, but ...

I made cinnamon toast this morning, and it was so damn good.
I'm sure I think it's even tastier than it actually is, 'cause it reminds me of my mama who used to make it for me as a kid.

Hmmm

My mom used to make me those shits too and I haven't had one in a decade or more

 

[craigk217]

Hmmm

My mom used to make me those shits too and I haven't had one in a decade or more

 

[Camfantasy]

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You fermenting that shit to make alcohol? You need a fucking sponsor.

 

[craigk217]

You fermenting that shit to make alcohol? You need a fucking sponsor.

Yer mom 'sponsored' me, last nite.

 

[Camfantasy]

Yer mom 'sponsored' me, last nite.

My mom is a counselor so good for you.

 

[craigk217]

My mom is a counselor so good for you.

Me too ... who do ya think learnt her?

 

[williewilliejuan]

This speaks for itself.

Mom ‘who had sex with pitbull then hanged her kids’ wants searches hidden

A MOM who allegedly had sex with a pitbull then hanged her kids wants her searches hidden after reportedly Googling “I almost got away with it.” Attorneys for Lisa Snyder, 37, admitted …

www.the-sun.com

Dating app profile:

Loves dogs, no kids

 

[Camfantasy]

Me too ... who do ya think learnt her?

The correct answer would have been "I know, she counseled this dick last night"

 

[craigk217]

The correct answer would have been "I know, she counseled this dick last night"

My bad.

Nice to know she stills texts you. I'll need to counsel her bout dat.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

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My mama's cinnamon toast did not look like ... moldy bread, nor did the cinnamon toast I made.

 

[Dolemite censored]

That Allstate commercial with the Moon Buggy uses the same set they used for the fake Moon Landing.

 

[Inquisitor]

That Allstate commercial with the Moon Buggy uses the same set they used for the fake Moon Landing.

I love when the buggy makes a launch over the dune way off the surface, when they state...

DO NOT ATTEMPT

 

[moxie]

What the hell kind of Beavis laugh did collinsworth just let out of his pie hole?!