Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina “exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere!”

[Mofo]

“I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch.”

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop has exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, The Sun reported.

nypost.com

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Mofo]

See, you thought Coldplay’s music sucked ass, but that Chris Martin guy was keeping the world safe from Gwyneth’s volatile vulva and her catastrophic clitoris.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

 

[ojb81]

 

[dikowt dowg]

yeah....i was like....

 

[Inquisitor]

“I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch.”

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop has exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, The Sun reported.

nypost.com

Somebody got the candle pregnant.

Then dumped it.

 

[Mofo]

Somebody got the candle pregnant.

Then dumped it.

Angry!

 

[CorpRebel]

 

[rfjeff9]

Wait, so there is a candle that actually smells like poon? Question - is it edible?

Link to retailer?

 

[packerzrule]

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What in the living hell....................

 

[Camfantasy]

still wood

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Crazy Man as he was called by the native Americans...

He arrived in the Americas before Columbus!

Has to true, I saw it on the History channel....

 

[CaptainStubing]

That's hot

 

[Mofo]

Wait, so there is a candle that actually smells like poon? Question - is it edible?

Link to retailer?

Dunno. But here:

goop | A modern lifestyle brand.

Cutting-edge wellness advice from doctors, vetted travel recommendations, and a curated shop of clean beauty, fashion, and home.

goop.com

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Welp congrats on becoming the WEIRDEST CELEBRITY IN THE WORLD

 

[BigRedMoe]

So are there pics of this exploding vagina?

 

[douggie]

So are there pics of this exploding vagina?

 

[BigRedMoe]

It explodes "goop"?!? kinky

 

[douggie]

It explodes "goop"?!? kinky

I found this really cool GIF on Xhamster but I doubt @HammerDown would allow it to stay posted. Just a guess.