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kobesgame said:
So if I'm reading this thread right, Douche and DJ vortexed themselves into each now changing their mind about Jennifer Aniston....without apparently even being able to read the others' posts.

That is a new level of rock bottom in vortexing.
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They both nail 200 to 300 million dollar net worth actresses on the regular. With smooth faces. Not some raggedy beotch like JA
 
kobesgame said:
That seems general enough...plus, she's is in fact a mother that you presumably like fucking. It's really the rating system that seems very weird.
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I want to tread lightly here because as a general rule, I don't post about folks' kids or wives, but I'll say any system that rates an average 45 year old, as lovely as she may be, 40% higher than 50yo Jennifer fucking Aniston seems more than "very weird."
 
Guy Incognito said:
There's a pickem I'm in with @kobesgame where we actually have to mail cash to some dude out in Oregon.
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This is the shit I'm saying

Next year I'm telling this dude I'm out unless he learns to paypal. It's the principal of the matter. Now I'm out here haggling some dude for 150 bucks like I'm some meth addict.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Went to help she coworkers nice a heavy object, but there were already 4 guys around it, so I stayed back.

Lady I work with "letting those big boys lift it? I would, too"



....scuse me? I bet I could lift more than any of those 4 guys, even if they're bigger than me. Nobody exercises in this building.
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doubt it
 
I'm going to go out on a limb -- and bend my own rule -- by suggesting that DJ's fiancé would likely bang Jennifer Aniston given the opportunity.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
MA has the worst broads in the country.

MN broads at least have big tits per capita. A big teddy will get you 6 points to start in my book.
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My next job is probably going to be in either MA or MN. MA told me to expect an offer tomorrow.

Should I use the above criteria to determine where I move? I'm married, but sex doesn't happen much (you reading @DJ?).
 
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Flavortown Tebow said:
doubt it
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Gatorchip said:
My next job is probably going to be in either MA or MN. MA told me to expect an offer tomorrow.

Should I use the above criteria to determine where I move? I'm married, but sex doesn't happen much (you reading @DJ?).
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DJ is marrying the chick he met last year?

nicolas cage devil GIF
 
Gatorchip said:
My next job is probably going to be in either MA or MN. MA told me to expect an offer tomorrow.

Should I use the above criteria to determine where I move? I'm married, but sex doesn't happen much (you reading @DJ?).
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If you like 10s who shroom, you're probably going to be disappointed in the crop in MA.
 
Gatorchip said:
My next job is probably going to be in either MA or MN. MA told me to expect an offer tomorrow.

Should I use the above criteria to determine where I move? I'm married, but sex doesn't happen much (you reading @DJ?).
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Tax yourself to death in MA surrounded by Ugly liberal broads or get carjacked in the peaceful tropics of liberal Minnesota.



Boy oh boy. You've won, kiddo.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Tax yourself to death in MA surrounded by Ugly liberal broads or get carjacked in the peaceful tropics of liberal Minnesota.



Boy oh boy. You've won, kiddo.
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I've been to Boston once. never to Minnesota. Jobs sound great though. Pretty cold I bet compared to Curacao.
 
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