Opposite day Monday

[kobesgame]

most women don't like the P word

and using the anatomically correct word isn't at all sexy.

To be fair, when I'm referring to it, it is rarely intended to be sexy.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

DIE IN A FIRE

Shoe game always been fuego

 

[kobesgame]

Pretty much agree. I do not like visors at all.

However, under some circumstances in the summer, like camping, canoeing or whatever, I might wear my jungle boonie hat.

I also from time to time will wear a cowboy hat if I'm in party mode.

And, of course, a beanie while I'm skiing.

I always make fun of Mr. Kobe when he wears a hat that is brimmed all around his head. But he has a very short haircut, so it helps him not burn.

And the first time I met Mr. Kobe he was wearing a cowboy hat. Hasn't worn one since.

 

[kobesgame]

HELMET

Never used to, but I don't want to Sonny Bono this thing called life.

 

[ill]

To be fair, when I'm referring to it, it is rarely intended to be sexy.

"hey baby, you want this cooch"

no...not at all sexy

 

[Me]

So you hid one from her view.

Welcome to your new life. Once you pop out kids you'll "run errands" and stop at the VFW for a quick one or two.

I still have about 10 in the fridge at my apartment. I slowly bring some over.


I'm playing the long game. Desensitize her to 6, then 8, then 10, then ???

 

[ill]

Shoe game always been fuego

my favorite is when yours were all over your front yard when your wife slept with the Walmart greeter

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Never used to, but I don't want to Sonny Bono this thing called life.

The broad doesn't wear one. Granted she's much better at this shit than I am, but she still doesn't do it.

 

[Me]

"hey baby, you want this cooch"

no...not at all sexy

I'd hit it

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I always make fun of Mr. Kobe when he wears a hat that is brimmed all around his head.

I always punch chicks in the cooch when they make fun of someone for wearing a hat that is brimmed all around.

And the first time I met Mr. Kobe he was wearing a cowboy hat. Hasn't worn one since.

That's party mode Slinky. He's a blast.

 

[DJ Fieri]

This day sucks.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

HELMET

Nah.

That's not necessary unless you're inverting yourself, or skiing a line with exposed rocks.

 

[Me]

This day sucks.

Finally get married today?

 

[ill]

The broad doesn't wear one. Granted she's much better at this shit than I am, but she still doesn't do it.

but you only have like 3 ft to fall...

she probably has more

 

[DJ Fieri]

Had ribs, tater salad, cole slaw and beer last night.

Sooooooooooooo good.

 

[Me]

Nah.

That's not necessary unless you're inverting yourself, or skiing a line with exposed rocks.

Why do you wear a helmet when you do coke?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Nah.

That's not necessary unless you're inverting yourself, or skiing a line with exposed rocks.

Or go vroom vroom fast

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I always punch chicks in the cooch when they make fun of someone for wearing a hat that is brimmed all around.

What the fuck is a hat that's brimmed all the way around?

 

[ill]

What the fuck is a hat that's brimmed all the way around?

you really are slow, aren't you?

there is no way you are this stupid.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Never used to, but I don't want to Sonny Bono this thing called life.

I'd suggest that not dosing yourself up with booze and painkillers while skiing will keep you from Sonny Bonoing yourself more than wearing a helmet will.

I don't drink at all while I'm skiing. That's après skiing.