Opposite day Monday

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cooch
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I wear gloves when I cut peppers now. One too many incidents of accidentally rubbing my eye while/after cutting them up. Never the cooch though.
I wear gloves a lot when I'm cooking to reduce the amount of times I have to wash my hands. My hands get really dry and sometimes my the skin on my fingers will crack and then it's painful as hell to play guitar.
 
So you hid one from her view.

Welcome to your new life. Once you pop out kids you'll "run errands" and stop at the VFW for a quick one or two.
My buddy and I were tailgating at the ski resort Saturday evening and he'd told his wife he was stopping to get some beers and she said "you better not drink that whole six pack." So, he got a twelve pack, drank 9 and could honestly say "I didn't drink a six pack, I have three left."
 
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Lol, that's what my daughter calls it, too.
I mean, I don't end up referring to it often, but cooch is in the small rotation.
 
I mean, I don't end up referring to it often, but cooch is in the small rotation.
most women don't like the P word

and using the anatomically correct word isn't at all sexy.
 
I wear gloves a lot when I'm cooking to reduce the amount of times I have to wash my hands. My hands get really dry and sometimes my the skin on my fingers will crack and then it's painful as hell to play guitar.
Those are some first world problems right there.
 
Either no hat or a regular baseball hat.
Pretty much agree. I do not like visors at all.

However, under some circumstances in the summer, like camping, canoeing or whatever, I might wear my jungle boonie hat.

I also from time to time will wear a cowboy hat if I'm in party mode.

And, of course, a beanie while I'm skiing.
 
I wear gloves a lot when I'm cooking to reduce the amount of times I have to wash my hands. My hands get really dry and sometimes my the skin on my fingers will crack and then it's painful as hell to play guitar.
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