Opposite day Monday

[Me]

stop cutting it. the more it grows, the more it good

Eww

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Before they hit the entire color spectrum i bet

It was like Forest Green with the Neon O. Neon Nike Logo too.

pretty fire.

Now I got a size 8 dome doe...

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Eww

You play soccer but don't want to grow the locks? The fuck

 

[kobesgame]

careful, more talk like that around here and @kobesgame will join your gf in calling you an alcoholic.

For the record, I haven't called anyone an alcoholic.

 

[basement bias]

You play soccer but don't want to grow the locks? The fuck

He must want to be Michael Bradley

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

He must want to be Michael Bradley

Shud wanna b Cobi Jones

 

[kobesgame]

How am i supposed to show off my glorious hair in a regular hat. The visor allows me to shine

Not wear a hat?

 

[RoyMunson]

Your folical jealousy is showing

I have a full head of hair.

 

[kobesgame]

I have a full head of hair.

So do I!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

My goddamn head is too big for fedora. Yet to find one that fits.

After you buy your clothes, head over to the Mens section and try on a hat or two.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I have a full head of hair.

Below the belt?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Got off the phone with my best friend......going through a brutal divorce where the judge said he has to pay $1,500 in chsupp and $1,500 in alimony while paying $2,100 for the place he lives in.

Damn.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Not wear a hat?

But I need to keep the sun out of my eyes....

 

[stakesarehigh]

Got off the phone with my best friend......going through a brutal divorce where the judge said he has to pay $1,500 in chsupp and alimony while paying $2,100 for the place he lives in.

Damn.

Hope he makes good money

 

[Peter Gozintite]

tbf, if you've got good flow, a visor's not half bad.

Oh my god, i may have never been so wrong in my whole life. Douche agrees with me. I need to take some time and reevaluate my entire existence.

 

[RoyMunson]

Below the belt?

there too...

 

[RoyMunson]

tbf, if you've got good flow, a visor's not half bad.

Exactly what I'd expect from an orange V6 "muscle" car driver.

 

[Guy Incognito]

bad memories from the time he took the early flight home from San Diego.

I almost missed that this closes the loop on the Britney Spears vag pics, what with San Diego being German for "whale's vagina".

 

[DJ Fieri]

Work's over, time for some brews.

 

[ill]

tbf, if you've got good flow, a visor's not half bad.

Fashion tips from Douche...